I'm just saying,my generation removed
all the threatening elementsof tattoos.
Like, when I see old peoplewith tattoos,
I immediately thinkof threatening things.
I'm like, "Oh, this old manhas been to war
I see a young personwith tattoos,
I'm like, "I don't know.
"You're probably a vegan?
"Maybe a freelance blogger.
"You were definitelyin a failed band.
"That I know.
That I know for sure."
This is weird.I feel like,
we feel we're so important,and yet, we turn around
and treat older generationsin this country awful.
We do. We blatantlydisrespect our elders.
Because they can't keep upwith our technology.
We have all thisbrand-new technology
in the last ten years.
They don't know how to use it,
so we talk shitright to their face.
"You don't havea Gmail account, Grandma?
How do you not havea Gmail account?"
"I was bornduring the Great Depression?
I rememberwhen straws were invented?"
"My nana can't turn on an iPad.
Nana, how can you notturn on an iPad?"
"I used to (bleep) a guythat killed Nazis.
Pretty sure my vaginachanged history, so..."