Ultimate C**k Blocker

Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow Season 1, Ep 7 03/13/2012 Views: 187,008

When two buddies go out for drinks, one takes c**k blocking to a whole new level. (2:25)

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UGH, MAN I REALLY HAD TO GET OUTOF THE HOUSE.

- I WAS GLAD YOU CAME OUT.- I APPRECIATE IT FOR REAL.

- LOOK HERE,YOU CHECK THIS GIRL OUT, MAN.

SHE IS FINE.

- SHE AIGHT.- REALLY?

- HEY, MAN, I AM GOING TO GOTO THE BATHROOM.

- OKAY, MAN.SEE YOU IN A BIT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I TOLD MYSELF THIS MORNINGI WASN'T GONNA FALL IN LOVE.

YOU WENT AND MADE ME BREAKMY ONLY RULE.

I'M GONNA TAKE THATRIGHT QUICK--

I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT.I'M GOING TO USE THAT.

OKAY.[chuckles]

- OH, HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?YOU JUST GOT HER NUMBER, HUH?

- YEAH, CHEYENNE.- OH, IS THAT HER NAME?

- YEAH, SHE WAS FLY-Y.

- THAT'S THE GIRLI WAS TALKING ABOUT.

- OH, SNAP. ARE YOU SERIOUS?- YEAH, DUDE.

- OH, I'M SORRY.- IT AIN'T NO THING, MAN.

FORGET IT.THERE'S PLENTY OF HOTTIES HERE.

- I JUST THOUGHT YOUWERE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE.

- CHECK HER OUT.

[mouths words]

- I'M NOT A SPORTS MAN,BUT...

THINK ME AND YOUCOULD TOUCH DOWN LATER,

IF YOU KNOWWHAT I'M SAYING.

[chuckles] AM I BEING STUPID?BUT FOR REAL THOUGH.

JUST GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER,WHATEVER.

THANK YOU, GIRL.I'MA TAKE THAT FROM YOU.

- HOW DID YOU GETOVER HERE SO FAST?

- HUH?

- NOTHING.IT JUST SEEMED LIKE YOU--

- OH, DAMN.THAT REPORTER IS SMOKIN' HOT.

WHAT THE [bleep]?

[ominous music]

NO.

NO!

NO!

[chuckles madly]

HUH?YEAH.

NO.NO!

- HEY, BABY.- HOW ARE YOU--

ARE YOU DOING THAT?- HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

- OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU.

I'M SORRY.

I WAS OUT, I WAS LOOKINGAT OTHER WOMEN TONIGHT.

BUT YOU ARE ALL THERE IS.

ALL RIGHT,I LOVE YOU.

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