By Any Means of Transportation Necessary

  • Season 4 , Ep 10
  • 03/26/2014
  • Views: 4,979

In a final effort to beat the other two guys to a free massage chair, Ders steals a RipStik, Adam catches a ride on an ice cream cart, and Blake bribes a pizza delivery gal. (2:32)

- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

THAT WAS SICK.- NICE MOVE, NICE MOVE.

I USED TO, UH,I USED TO DO MOVES MYSELF.

- HEY, DUDE, HANG ON, MAN.

WE'RE TRYING TO GETSOME FOOTY, BRO.

- SORRY, PIMPIN'.I GOT A MASSAGE CHAIR TO GET.

- WHAT CAN I GET YOU, BUD?

- I'M GONNA NEED THREENEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM SANDWICHES

AND A RIDE.

THERE'S $7 THERE.

- COME ON.

- [grunts]

[techno music]

[horn blares]

- YO, YO, YO, I NEED TWO LARGEPEPPERONI PIZZAS

DELIVERED TO 14934ISABEL STREET.

- OKAY.- MATTER OF FACT, ERASE THAT.

JUST WHATEVER THE FASTEST PIZZAYOU CAN MAKE IS.

- I GOT RAW PIZZA.THAT'S PRETTY FAST.

TAKES, LIKE,A COUPLE MINUTES.

- RAW PIZZA?- YEAH.

IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.

IT'S ALMOST LIKEREGULAR PIZZA,

BUT IT'S, LIKE,MORE RAWER.

- UH, WELL, UM,

THINK I COULD GETTWO OF THOSE?

- [laughs]UH, YEA-UH.

- [laughs]- THAT COULD WORK.

- ALL RIGHT.- YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE?

- UH, NOPE,JUST THE TWO PIZZAS.

- OKAY, COOL.- OOH OOH OOH! WAIT, WHOA.

LET ME GET SOME OF THATCHEESY BREADSTICKS.

- WELL, I CAN HOOK THAT UP TOO.- COOL.

- DO YOU GOT SOME--ANYTHING ELSETO GO WITH THIS?

- I'LL SUCK YOUR [bleep].

- YOU GONNA SUCK MY [bleep]?- I WILL.

- I'LL THROW IN AN EXTRABREADSTICK FOR THAT.

- LET'S GO!COME ON, RAMON.

YOU HELP ME GETTHAT MASSAGE CHAIR,

YOU'RE LOOKING AT A LIFETIMEOF FREE MASSAGES, MY MAN.

UNLESS I'M ALREADY SIGNED UPFOR THAT MASSAGE TIME,

IN WHICH CASE, YOU KNOW,YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE

SOMETHING ELSE OUT.I WISH YOU HAD NEAPOLITAN

ICE CREAM--- HELLO, BOYS!

- HEY--COME ON!- LATER, SKATER.

- LET'S GO, RAMON!

WHO YOU CALLINGA SKATER, DUDE?

YOU'RE THE SKATER.

- AU CONTRAIRE, MON DICKHEAD.

I'M A RIPSTIKER.

- LOOK WHO'S WINNING.- WAIT.

- SPECIAL DELIVERY!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?- AGH!

- QUIT SKITCHING,YOU BITCH.

WHERE'D YOU GET A CAR?

- UP YOUR BUTTAND AROUND THE CORNER.

UGH!

- OH!

- WHOA!- [laughing hysterically]

I HOPE YOU LIKE PEPPERONI!

[tires screech]WHOAAAAGH!

NO, NO, JO,YOU GOTTA KEEP GOING

TO THE FINISH LINE!

DELIVER ME!

- WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH YOU?

YOU DON'T THROW FOODOUT OF MY WINDOW.

- YOU DON'T TELL MEWHAT TO DO!

I PAID YOUFOR YOUR SERVICES.

NOW I'M BASICALLY YOUR BOSS.NOW DRIVE!

- OH, GET THE [bleep] OUTBEFORE I BEAT YOUR SKINNY ASS.

- WHAT ABOUT THE WEED?- OH, MY GOD.

- DO ME A SOLID.- I'M GONNA THROAT PUNCH YOU.

WHERE IS MY BELT?- YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH.

YOU KNOW THAT?YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE SUCKS ASS.

- GIMME THOSE! GIMME THOSE!- SCREW YOU! THESE ARE MINE.

[tires screeching]WHOA, WHOA!

- AND GUESS WHAT.YOU SUCK AT SUCKING [bleep].

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