Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Tuesday, January 3, 2017 01/03/2017 Views: 163

Jonah Ray, Laurie Kilmartin and Doug Benson guess how A-listers will improve themselves in 2017. (1:29)

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IT'S TIME FOR CELEB IMPROVEMENT.

CELEBRITIES--THEY'RE JUST LIKE US.

EXCEPT, WHEN THEYMAKE A SEX TAPE,

IT'S A MULTI-MILLION-DOLLARCAREER BOOST AND WHEN YOU DO IT

YOU GET FIREDFROM MAIL BOXES ETC.

BUT WE ALL NEEDTO BE BETTER IN 2017,

SO I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A PICTUREOF A FAMOUS PERSON, UH,

AND I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHATTHEIR RESOLUTION FOR 2017 IS.

FIRST UP, TAYLOR SWIFT.

-KILMARTIN: DANG.-DOUG BENSON.

SHE'S GONNA HAVE A "LOW-KEY"YEAR. BY THAT I MEAN

SHE'S NOT GONNA DATE ANYONEWHO HAS PLAYED LOKI.

UH...

NEXT UP, JUSTIN BIEBER.JONAH RAY.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS GOING TO STOP,HOPEFULLY. JUST STOP.

ALL RIGHT. EH, POINTS,I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

NEXT ONE, EMMA STONE. LAURIE.

SHE'S GOING TO GETHER EYES SMALLENNED.

I THINK IT'S CALLEDEYE REDUCTION SURGERY.

NO, IT'S CALLED SMALLENNED.

-SMALLENNED.-YEAH.

-UH...-SHE HAD 'EM EMBIGGENNED.

THEY WERE EMBIGGENNED,THEY HAD TO GET SMALLENNED.

UH, POINTS TO LAURIE.

LAST ONE, JAY Z. DOUG BENSON.

HE'S GONNA RESOLVE TO DOWHATEVER THE (BLEEP)

BEYONCÉ TELLS HIM TO DO.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

VERY GOOD.