- So, Lou, you're driving me
to the Sapphire right now.
- The best strip club in Vegas.
- Yes, it is definitely
- In the world
- Definitely is.
- What else can I expect in there?
- A whole bunch of guys hitting on you.
- Thank you
[Lou]- Because you're a beautiful person,
a beautiful girl.
[Lou]- Watch your step
- Thank you
Hello. I'm Nikki.
- Welcome to Sapphire Gentleman's Club, I'm Disco,
nice to meet you.
- I'm going to bespending 24 hours here.
- In a row?
- In a row.
- So, how many girls am I going to see here tonight?
- Probably about 300.
- Like the movie
- Like the movie
- They're all half naked
and they'll probably die before their time.
- Let me see then.
- Let's make it happen.
- All right, thanks man.
Why do people come here?
- It's an adult playground.
- I said why do people come here and you-
Why do people ejaculate here?
- Oh my God.
People should not be doing that here.
- Now your name is Cupcake.
- Do you love cupcakes?
- I don't,
but I think my sweet, sunshine face deserves Cupcake.
- Yeah, I would be Fro Yo.
- Because I love frozen yogurt
and you can't be Frozen Yogurt coming to the main stage.
[Voiceover]- How are you?
- Hi Dan.
- Good to see you.
- I'm so glad you're here.
- This is great.
Most of the strip clubs I go to are attached to a Sonic,
So, this is a real step up for me.
[Voiceover]- Hey guys.
- Hey, how are you?
I'd love to donate to your basketball team.
- Let's just talk, real talk
How are you going to get the most money out of this guy?
- Really pretendthat I like him,
that I'm super interested in him,
- Yeah, but you do kinda like me,
like outside of this.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Would you givehim a lap dance?
- I would love to.
- Okay, awesome.
[Dan]- Sounds great.
- I've had like a rough month,
I found out my parents are separating,
and I've been dealing with that.
- I think this is the normal talk,
that I usually get.
- Are there cameras in here?
- Good to know.
Because I was going to masturbate later.
I'm sleeping here tonight.
I am a man tonight.
[Dan]- You are a man tonight.
- Yeah, speaking of men,
I have some more to show you
(loud rock music)
- You guys should get married.
- Can I talk to you?
[Nikki]- My boyfriend has those socks.
- Nice to meet you, girlfriend.
- Ha ha.
- Have you ever had a lap dance before?
I saw what you guys were doing up there
and it seems violent.
- Just like grr ahh.
It's time for bed,
so I'm going to get dressed.
I can't sleep.
It's too loud.
Tell my family I love them.
It's a lie,
but they should just feel like I do.
(loud dance music)
I'm beat, so I'm sorry if I'm spaced out,
but I've been here 24 hours almost now,
- Wait what?
- So dreams do come true.
- I mean, thanksfor coming back.
- I was just sleeping in the parking lot.
- I'm so sick of being here.
- You have the eyes of someone who's in Guantanamo
- I want to go home so bad.
This place has been very nice to me,
but I just
I don't ever want to bein a strip club again.
Until my shift tomorrow.
I survived, Lou.
[Lou]- Wonderful, beautiful, wonderful.
[Nikki]- Oh my God.
Let's go to Spearmint Rhino.
[Lou]- Spearmint Rhino, that's where we are going.
Get ready for a great one.