No Sex in Ubers (Not Even with the Drivers)

Monday, December 12, 2016 12/12/2016 Views: 145

Reggie Watts, James Adomian and Morgan Murphy put Uber's strict "no sex" policy to the test. (1:03)

Uber just releaseda controversial new set

of community guidelinesthat emphatically clarify,

no sex in Ubers... at all!

-(booing)-Not even...

-Oh. Boo... ber.-(booing continues)

-Boo... ber.-Yeah.

-(laughter)-Uh... but no. No sex

in Ubers,not even with the drivers.

How are passengers supposedto control themselves?

Personally, I find nothingsexier than being in the back

of a dirty Prius and noddingpolitely

while hearing about someone'sband that's about to take off.

-(laughter)-Uh, I see this as a challenge.

Comedians, what's a lineyou could use on an Uber driver

to make them breaktheir no-sex oath?

James Adomian.

I'll give you a tipfor your tip.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

(laughter, groaning, applause)

-Morgan.-I would say

like, "Hey, this water bottledoesn't fit in the cup holder."

And then when he turns around,it be sticking out my butt.

-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter)

(applause and cheering)

Reggie Watts.

Uh, I know it's not allowed,

but would you liketo have sex with me?

HARDWICK: Yeah, all right.Points. -(laughter)