Nikki Glaser - Reluctant Porn

Nikki Glaser: Perfect Season 1, Ep 1 04/09/2016 Views: 1,738

When Nikki Glaser's boyfriend asked her what kind of pornography she's into, she was shocked by how easily he was able to find it. (1:50)

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We've been watching porntogether a little bit

'cause we finished"Friday Night Lights,"

so that's what--that's whatNetflix wanted for us and--

So we've beenwatching porn together,

and he's--he wants to watchwhat I want to watch,

so he's like, "What are youinto?" and I'm like,

"Well, if it were up to me,we would watch a 'TMZ' clip

"of Zac Efrongetting out of a car.

"Like, that's whattreats Mommy right, you know?"

Like, that's fine for me,but in terms of porn,

like, I just--there's nothing--

there's been a couple videosthat I'm like,

"Oh, I like that,"but I always stumble into them.

I wouldn't knowhow to search for it.

It's too weird that--I don't even know

how to describe what I like."

He was like, "Try me.Like, I'll find it."

'Cause apparently he's, like,the Edward Snowden of porn.

Like, he can just hack into--like, find anything.

But he was like,"Describe it.

Come on, I'll find it,"and I was like,

"Okay, of the porn I've seen,the--the ones I like are,

"like, the videoswhere the girl,

"she isn't really quiteinto it at first, you know?

"She's a little bit like,'I don't know,' you know,

"but then she,like, gets into it,

but, like, at first, she's just,like, a little reluctant,"

and he was like,"Oh, yeah, reluctant porn."

He startstyping in "reluctant."

I'm like, "What are you doing?"He's like, "Reluctant porn."

I'm like,"That's not a type."

He's like, "Yeah, it is,"and it is. Oh, it is.

It is--there'sso much reluctant porn

with "reluctant"in the titles.

I mean, it's just like,"Hot reluctant sluts,"

and I'm just like,

"One of those wordsis not like the other, porn.

"Like, that doesn't--that one.

"Where did youlearn that word?

"Have you beenattending night school?

Like, what?"

Reluctant, it's very hot.You should look it up.

It's--if you want--if you don't want to,

if you're a littlereluctant to do so,

I do--I do a pretty sickimpression of reluctant porn,

so here we go.

So this is all reluctant porn.

Ready?"No, okay."

Like, that's it.

That's--that is it.

[laughter]