Sweet Emoji - Alien Lipstick Fire

  • Season 1 , Ep 0116
  • 11/14/2013
  • Views: 2,660

Tom Lennon, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson translate emoji sentences. (1:41)

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT IS TIME

TO PLAY "SWEET EMOGI.

AN EMOGI IS SOMETHING PEOPLE USE

TO LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW HOW THE

THING THEY JUST TYPED MADE THEM

FEEL.

IT'S WAY EASIER THAN USING WORDS

AND MORE EFFICIENT THAN HUMAN

INTERACTIONS.

I WANT YOU TO TRANSLATE THE

SENTENCE, AND IF YOUDO A GOOD

JOB, IT'S 250 POINTS.

THIS FIRST ONE WITH THE BATH TUB

AND SANTA CLAUS-- PAUL SCHEER.

>> I SAW MOMMY GETTING FINGERED

BY SANTA CLAUS.

>> IT'S MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS

SONG.

POINTS, POINTS!

THIS NEXT ONE, BUILDING OFF

THAT, STARTS WITH A FAMILY.

IT STARTS WITH A FAMILY.

DOUG BENSON?

>> THE FAMILY THAT SMOKES

CIGARETTES TOGETHER DIES

SEPARATELY.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

>> POINTS!

POINTS!

NICE PRODUCT INTEGRATION THERE

DOUG BENSON.

THERE'S AN ALIEN IN THIS NEXT

ONE.

YES, DUG?

>> THAT'S JUST THE LOGO FOR AN

INDY BAND CALLED ALIEN LIPSTICK

FIRE.

>> WAIT A SECOND, I THOUGHT THAT

WAS THE SHAMAULIAN MOVIE RIGHT

THERE.

>> SHAMMALLIAN?

>> YES.

>> YOU THINK IT'S AN ALIEN BUT

THE TWIST AT THE END IS IT'S A

DOG WITH A BURNING ERECTION.

>> O-HO!

>> DO YOU GET POINTS?

>> NO!

>> POINTS!

POINTS!

POINTS!

POINTS!

POINTS!

POINTS!

>> THANK YOU, OKAY.

>> SECOND SEASON PICKUP.

>> YES, WE GOT IT.

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