Best Worst Thing - Oscar Pistorius Accused of Murder

Season 1 , Ep 2 02/26/13 Views: 28,607

Patton Oswalt and Nick Kroll ponder the motive behind the murder of South African double-amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend. (2:07)

MAKE PANELADE.

IT'S TIME FOR PANEL.[cheers and applause]

PLEASE WELCOMEMY TWO FRIENDS.

HE STARRED OPPOSITECHARLIZE THERON IN YOUNG ADULT,

AND CURRENTLYGUEST STARS ON JUSTIFIED.

THE GREAT PATTON OSWALT.

[cheers and applause]

AND YOU KNOW HIMFROM THE LEAGUE ON FX,

AND NOW HIS VERY OWN SHOWON COMEDY CENTRAL, KROLL SHOW,

NICK KROLL.

[cheers and applause]

NOW, PATTON,DO I HAVE THIS RIGHT?

YOU WERE NAMED AFTER THE GUY WHODID THE VOICE OF RATATOUILLE?

- I--[laughs]

I GET THAT--I GET THAT ALL THE TIME.

I--PATTON OSWALTIS MY STAGE NAME.

SO IT'S NOTMY ACTUAL REAL NAME.

- OKAY.- YEAH.

- WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?

- UH, NICHOLAS KROLL.- [laughs]

- NICK, NOT A LOTOF PEOPLE KNOW THIS,

BUT YOU'RE LIKEA STRAIGHT EDGE GUY, RIGHT?

NO BOOZE, NO DRUGS?- BASICALLY.

I MEAN, I SMOKE A LITTLE BITOF POT CONSTANTLY.

[audience cheers]

- I'D STILL CALL THATSTRAIGHT EDGE.

- YEAH.- THAT'S GOOD.

OKAY,LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT

WITH THE BEST WORSTTHING OF THE WEEK.

OF ALL THE AWFUL NEWS STORIES,THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET,KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

SOUTH AFRICAN SPRINTERAND DOUBLE AMPUTEE

OSCAR PISTORIUS

HAS BEEN CHARGEDWITH PREMEDITATED MURDER

AFTER ALLEGEDLY SHOOTINGAND CRICKET BATTING

HIS GIRLFRIEND TO DEATH.

[sad trombone]

[laughter]

- IS THAT THE SOUTH AFRICANNATIONAL ANTHEM?

[laughter]

- IT COULD BE.

- I THINK THAT'STHE INTERSTITIAL STUFF

ON LAW & ORDER: SVU, RIGHT?

EACH ONE...

"SO MUCH SEMEN."[imitates sad trombone]

- THIS REALLY IS

ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIESOF THE YEAR SO FAR.

I MEAN, LOOK AT HOW HOTTHIS GIRL USED TO BE.

- OH...[laughs]

- YEP.

- WELL, I THINK THATHE WAS TRYING TO SAY

THAT, YOU KNOW,HE COULD MURDER HIS GIRLFRIEND

JUST LIKE ANYABLE-BODIED ATHLETE.

- YEAH.

- IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE.- YEAH.

- WELL, AND ALSO THE FACT THAT--THE CRICKET BAT, WHICH, UM--

Loading...