Dave Gets Revenge Pt. 3 - Uncensored

  • Season 3 , Ep 1
  • 07/09/2006
  • Views: 288,113

Dave visits an old comedy club owner and finally gets a weight off of his shoulders. (2:41)

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- DAVE?

- STEVE.

OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAP--I MEAN, HOW DID YOUGET IN THE, UM...

- END UP IN THE CHAIR?

I GOT INTO A BAD CAR ACCIDENTA FEW YEARS AGO

NOT LONG AFTER YOU LEFT HERE.

- I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, MAN.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.

YOU KNOW EVERYBODY AROUND HEREIS REAL PROUD OF YOU, DAVE.

IN FACT, JUST THE OTHER DAY,

I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUWITH JAY RIZZO.

YOU REMEMBER HIM?

- YEAH, JAY RIZZO,WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT GUY?

- HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR TOO, MAN.

- DAMN.

- CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOUFOR A SECOND, PAPA?

I'M REALLY GLADYOU CAME HERE TODAY

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WANTING TOAPOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR YEARS.

BANNING YOU FROM THE CLUBWAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE

I EVER MADE.

I KNOW THIS DOESN'T MEANANYTHING TO YOU,

BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THATI'M SORRY...

AND I ALWAYS KNEW FROMTHE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE IT.

- OH, MAN.

STEVE.

I CAME HERE TO GET REVENGEON YOU, MAN.

- YOU DID?- YEAH, MAN.

I WAS GONNA BURN YOUR CLUB DOWN.

YOU DON'T SMELL THAT GAS?

I KNOW THAT'S WRONG, BUT I WASJUST SO MAD ALL THESE YEARS

FOR YOU BANNING ME.

IT WAS JUST--I'M SORRY, MAN.

ALL THESE YEARS I WALKED AROUNDWITH THAT WEIGHT

AND NOW I FEEL LIKE YOULIFTED IT.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU,THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THISTHAT MUCH SWEETER,

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

- HEY, HEY!WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?

NOT THE STAIRS, MAN.

[wheelchair clattering]

- [laughing]

OH, I LOVE IT WHENA PLAN COMES TOGETHER.

[fire whooshing]

[explosion]

[laughing]

WHOA, NICE--OH, LET ME SEEWHAT YOU GOT.

OH, OH, I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM.

[baby crying]

OH!

THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, BYE!

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