Rudy Rush - Math Homework

  • Season 8, Ep 26
  • 05/27/2004
  • Views: 7,054

All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework. (1:12)

Rudy Rush: YOU EVER GO TO

SCHOOL, LIKE YOUR PARENTS EVER

COME TO SCHOOL FOR YOU?

THAT'S WHEN THEY LOSE IT.

THEY BECOME A WHOLE 'NOTHER

PERSON.

THEY SIT IN FRONT OF THE

TEACHERS-- THEY GET ALL PROPER.

"YES.

YES, I UNDERSTAND.

MMM-HMM.

AND I TRY TO TELL MY SON,

HE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL."

YOU BE LIKE, "WHO THE HELL ARE

YOU?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SHE TOLD ME I WASN'T GONNA BE

NOTHIN'."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

AND DON'T LET THE TEACHERS

TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU DON'T DO

ANY HOMEWORK.

THAT'S WHEN THEY LOSE IT, RIGHT?

THEY LOSE IT.

WHY DON'T YOU DO ANY HOMEWORK?

AND WE ALL HAVE THE SAME EXCUSE,

DON'T WE?

"IT'S HARD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND

IT."

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOURS

PARENTS SAY LIKE THEY'RE SMART?

"I'M RIGHT HERE.

[LAUGHTER]

IF YOU NEED SOME HELP, YOU COME

AND YOU ASK ME."

YOU BE LIKE "ALL RIGHT."

YOU EVER GET SOME HARD MATH

HOMEWORK, PEOPLE?

YOU EVER ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR

SOME HELP WITH SOME MATH

HOMEWORK?

YOU BE LIKE, "MA, I NEED SOME

HELP WITH THIS MATH.

THIS IS REAL SERIOUS.

I REALLY NEED TO PASS."

SHE BE LIKE-- "I'LL BE RIGHT

THERE."

AS SOON AS THEY LOOK AT IT,

WHAT DO THEY DO?

"OOH."

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT'S THE FIRST EXCUSE WHEN

THEY DON'T KNOW IT.

"THEY DID NOT HAVE THIS WHEN

WE WAS COMING UP."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M LIKE, YEAH...

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