Rudy Rush - Break Ups

  • Season 8 , Ep 26
  • 05/27/2004
  • Views: 17,408

Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one. (1:36)

Rudy Rush: AND WOMEN, Y'ALL

TAKE BREAKUPS BETTER THAN GUYS

BECAUSE Y'ALL GOT GIRLFRIENDS,

Y'ALL SUPPORT EACH OTHER.

[LAUGHTER]

MEETING, AT 08:00 HOURS AT

MY HOUSE.

Y'ALL SYNCHRONIZE YOUR WATCHES,

GO OVER THERE, GIVE SUPPORT.

GUYS DON'T DO THAT-- LIKE MAN,

COME ON MAN, GET OUT OF HERE.

[LAUGHTER]

GUYS DON'T DO THAT.

WOMEN, Y'ALL SEE THERE AND Y'ALL

PLAN OUT YOUR NEXT RELATIONSHIP.

YOU ALREADY KNOW.

YOU SIT DOWN-- YOU KNOW WHAT

YOU WANT OUT OF YOUR NEXT

RELATIONSHIP.

NEXT PERSON I DATE, IS GONNA

LOVE ME FOR ME.

DON'T PUT ME THROUGH THIS BS,

TREAT ME AS A PERSON.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

FELLAS, GUYS, WE DON'T THINK

THAT DEEP, DO WE?

ALL WE THINK IS-- I JUST WANT

MY NEW GIRLFRIEND TO LOOK BETTER

THAN HER ASS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S STUPID,

I DON'T CARE IF SHE GOT NO JOB,

JUST LOOK BETTER THAN HER.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW-- YOU WANNA BE

IN THE STREET LIKE--

YEAH, YOU MESSED UP.

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOUR NEW

GIRLFRIEND LOOKS YOUR OLD

GIRLFRIEND GONNA FIND SOMETHING

WRONG WITH HER.

WOMEN, YOU DO THAT.

Y'ALL SEE US WALKING WITH OUR

NEW GIRLFRIEND AND THEN YOU

CATCH US BY OURSELVES ONE DAY

AND WALK UP ON US AND BE LIKE,

"HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

I SEEN YOU WITH YOUR LITTLE

GIRLFRIEND LAST WEEK, MMM-HMM.

SHE'S CUTE.

I LIKE HER LITTLE DEAD EYE AND

EVERYTHING."

YOU KNOW.

DAMN!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU SAW THAT?

'CAUSE MEN, YOU KNOW, WE'RE

SHALLOW.

WE'LL DATE A WOMAN WITH A DEAD

EYE, BECAUSE IT LOOK GOOD WHEN

YOU'RE HAVING SEX.

[LAUGHTER]

COME ON, FELLAS, YOU EVER DATE

A GIRL WITH A DEAD EYE?

THAT LOOK GOOD, YOU BE LIKE

THIS, SHE BE LIKE-- HA-HA!

[LAUGHTER]

YOU THINK SHE CRYING BECAUSE

IT FEEL GOOD, SHE'S JUST DIDN'T

PUT NO MEDICINE IN IT.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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