Meet the Parents

Steve's Family Season 2, Ep 10 11/21/2015 Views: 4,877

A woman learns that her boyfriend's parents subscribe to an unusual lifestyle. (3:05)

- Do they even likepotato salad?

Oh, I should havejust brought flowers.

Or maybe mini-muffins.

Darn it!Why didn't I think of that?

- Honey, relax.Okay?

Everyone likes potato salad,

and everyone loves you.

And I'm sure my parentswill, too.

- I hope so.

- Um, just one thingI do want to, uh...

[chuckles]

I do want to tell youin advance.

- Okay.- And you know what?

you might not even notice,but, uh...

[doorbell rings]

My parents are Juggalos.

- Wait, what?- Whoop whoop.

- Oh!- Hey!

Whoop whoop, Mom.- Whoop whoop.

- Hi, Dad.- So,

this is the newcotton candy.

- Oh.What a pleasant surprise.

- Yeah.Uh, Mom, Dad,

this is Stacy.

- Hi, I'm Stacy.I brought some potato salad.

- Oh, ho, clown love.

- Yeah, mad mother[bleep]clown love.

- Hope I don't nurdlein my drawers.

[both laughing]- Craig, what is happening?

- Well, don't be Richies,come on in.

- Oh, thank you.Coming right on in

to this interesting place.[chuckles]

So I'm finishingmy residency.

It's my last day,and I never do this,

but I finallywork up the nerve

to walk up tothe cute internist

I've been seeing aroundand I say...

both: Do you like Fro-yo?[both laughing]

- Well, that's fresh.- Mad fresh.

- So Craig said you guyshave been doing some traveling?

- Just got backfrom the Gathering.

- Uh, pardon?

- Gathering of the Juggalos.

Four days of celebratingthe Dark Carnival.

- Oh, yes, of course.Um, how was it?

- Oh, yeah, Stacy, it was a tripon the wagon to Shangri-La.

It really was.- Huh.

- We met some of the mostpimp ass ninjas around.

I mean some realmurder clowns.

- Yeah, and you knowwho we saw there, Craig?

The Homie DeadCyrus Tha Killa.

And he sendsmuch clown love.

- Oh, how is Dead Cyrus?

Dead Cyrus Tha Killais my godfather.

- Oh, fantastic.

- Oh, Dead Cyrusis pretty stale.

- Oh, no,I'm sorry to hear that.

What's up?- Yeah.

He was having pain inhis popsicle

when he tried to Nutt,and the doctor told him

he had cancerin his nizzos.

- Oh, no.- Oh, TMI.

- Yeah, unfortunately,it spread to his nugbone

and then tohis bowling ball.

- Is--is he pursuinga course of treatment?

- Oh, yeah.He's smoking a lot of mad trees

and he's swimming a lot.- He swam in Hep Lake.

- [chuckles]Whoop whoop.

Yeah, in Hepatitis Lake.20 laps a day.

- He actually looks phat,despite the circumstances.

- Good. If he needs a referralfor an oncologist...

- Well, anyway,enough of that voodoo.

Stacy, is, uh,your set from New England?

- My set?- Your family.

- Oh, yeah.My dad is a dentist.

- I bet he staysfixing crunked grilles, huh?

- I-I think so.

Um, but my momis a veterinarian.

- Oh. And are your folksdown with the clown?

- I don't think that they are.No.

- Well, forks up, forks down.

Mad wicked clown lovefor all.

- Oh!Although kind of a funny story,

My parents actually metat a Grateful Dead show.

So I guess it's safeto call the Deadheads.

[chuckles]

- That's [bleep] disgusting.

- You need to getthe [bleep] out of our house.