Auditions

  • Season 5 , Ep 4
  • 02/06/2008
  • Views: 50,969

Dangle shows up at a sex offender's house to audition for "The Nutcracker." (1:19)

NO, NO, NO.

WHAT?

UH...3 GUESSES.

UH, APPLE,ORANGE, GRAPES.[LAUGHS]

UM, I DON'TUNDERSTAND.

WRONG, WRONG, AND WRONG.

YOU GOING TO AUDITION?[LAUGHS] YOU GUYS--

NO, YOU'RE--THISIS ONLY FOR WOMEN--WOMEN AND YOUNG GIRLS.

AND--AND YOU'RE DOINGTHIS AS A SERVICETO THE--THE COMMUNITY?

YEAH, JUST HOLDINGAUDITIONS, YOU KNOW?

WE--IT'S BEEN--IT'SBEEN A FEW--A FEWDAYS OF AUDITIONING,

BUT WHEN WE GET--WHEN I GET MY--MY--

HOW LONG YOU BEENHOLDING AUDITIONSTHERE, STU?

I DON'T EVEN--I DON'T KEEP TRACKBECAUSE THIS IS ART.

ART ISN'TA SCIENCE, YOU KNOW?

27 MONTHS.YEAH,AROUND THERE.

THAT WOULD BE 2--A LITTLE OVER2 YEARS.

27 CALLS FOR--FOR A WHILE,

BUT THIS LAST ONEWAS JUST ABOUT A GIRLTHAT ALL YOU DID

WAS--WAS STRETCH HER OUT.

WELL, YES. THAT IS--BALLET IS--

NO, DON'T, DON'T--DON'T EVEN--

DON'T--DON'T DO THAT.BALLET IS--

DON'T FILM THAT.

BALLET IS99% LIMBERNESS.

WHAT'S THE OTHERPERCENT?

FLAIR.

AW, [BLEEP]

HEY, IS THIS WHERE THE NUTCRACKER AUDITIONS IS AT?

UM...YES.

"AUDITIONSFOR NUTCRACKER SUITE,

"3600 TELFAIR--"YEAH.

"COME READY TO MOVE--"YES.

"PARTIAL NUDITY REQUIRED."

YEAH. YEAH.YEAH.

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