Marc Maron - Terrorism

Keller, Barham, Maron Season 2, Ep 0222 05/24/1993 Views: 2,386

If America wants to find you, they will. (1:16)

World Trade Center blows up.

The one thing Ilearned from this

is that if you everfancy yourself a rebel.

Have you ever acar that you sold

and it still had like30 tickets on it.

I got away with it.

World Trade Center blew up.

All they had waslike a little piece

a metal, a pubic hair,and a funny smell.

And they busted a guyin Egypt inside a week.

Don't kid yourself.

If they want you, theywill be up your butt

with an unauthorizedbiography in a heartbeat.

Let's see, I've got to wrap up.

I'd like to say thatI'm a 29-year-old.

I guess I'm part of thebaby buster bunch you know.

I'm going to be growing outof my market group soon.

I'm a little nervous.

I don't know whatthe future holds.

But this is allpostmodern nouveau beatnik

retro bohemian thing going on.

You know what I mean?

You walk into some coffeeshops and it feels like you're

in expatriate Paris in the '20s.

You know, you'relike, hey, isn't that

a young ErnestHemingway over there?

Yeah.

I think it is.

Let's go look and seewhat he's writing.

It's a Gap application.