School Daze - A Back to School Top 5

Watch the top five reasons Adam, Blake and Ders have had to go back to school.

Welcome to College

Season 3 , Ep 10 07/31/12 Views: 267,841

Blake meets his new college roommate Adam, and they get off to a bad start with their RA Anders. (1:30)

- "ADAM 'DWAYNE THE ROCKROOMMATE DEMAMP'"?

ALL RIGHT.

AAH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.- WHOA, NO, NO, NO.

I AM SO SORRY.I WAS NOT EXPECTING ANYBODY.

- IT'S MOVE-IN DAY.- OH, WOW, OKAY.

POINTING FINGERS ALREADY.

NOT A GOOD STARTTO OUR RELATIONSHIP.

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,I ALREADY KINDA

LAID CLAIM TO THIS SQUADRENT.

- THAT'S GREAT,'CAUSE I GOT THE MICROWAVE,

AND I'LL JUSTPUT IT THERE, SO--

- SICK. I LOVE POPCORN, SO--[knock on door]

- HEY. GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

ANDERS HOLMVIK,RESIDENT ADVISOR.

- HI, I'M BLAKE.- BLAKE.

- WHAT'S UP? I'M ADAM.DEMAMP.

- UH, YOU PLAY SPORTS.

- SWIM TEAM.- SO NO?

- [laughs]SORRY, THAT WAS--

THAT WAS A FUNNY ONE.- OH, YEAH? THAT'S FUNNY?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT FUNNY?BURNING ALIVE

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTBECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW

YOUR MICROWAVEJUST CAUGHT ON FIRE.

MICROWAVES, NOT ALLOWEDIN THE DORM.

SO I'LL BE TAKING THIS,BECAUSE I'M YOUR R.A.

- HEY, NO,I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THAT.

COME ON, MAN,JUST GIMME A BREAK.

- THERE ARE NO BREAKSIN COLLEGE!

OH, HEY, HEY, HEY!CUT IT OUT! PULL THOSE UP!

- I'M SORRY, I WASSO CLOSE TO FINISHING

WHEN YOU CAME IN,INITIALLY.

- YOU'RE LUCKYI DON'T WRITE YOU UP.

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO ARE

ON MY S-[bleep]-[bleep]-T LIST.

AND IT'S A SHORT LIST.

IT'S TOO LONG.T-O-O LONG.

WELCOME TO COLLEGE.

- BUT THAT'S MY MICROWAVE!

- GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

ANDERS HOLMVIK,RESIDENT ADVISOR.

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