Season 5 E 8 • 03/05/2008

Garcia and Junior help build a wall to keep Mexicans from crossing into America illegally.

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When the mayor's kid blows his thumb off with an illegal explosive, the officers are put on the line to rid Reno of contraband fireworks.

Clementine's Pregnant

A mandatory staff drug test reveals a surprise pregnancy, and Lt. Dangle has a brush with a celebrity.

Jones enjoys some unexpected perks after being relegated to crossing guard duty, and Dangle's bike is stolen again.

While the FBI investigates a Reno homicide, members of the Sheriff's Department put their best feet forward.

The Reno Sheriff's Department lavishes attention on Wiegel after her failed suicide attempt, and Williams and Garcia hook up.

The guys hit a strip club to celebrate Garcia's 15-year anniversary on the force.

When the Sheriff's Department receives $1200 to get people off the streets, Garcia helps a hooker, and Dangle heads to Burning Man.

Dangle needs help moving out of his house, and Junior teaches Reno's youth about prison life.

Terrorist Training, Pt. 1

The Office of Homeland Security teaches the Reno Sheriff's Department terrorist attack protocol, and Clemmy's mom gets into trouble.

Terrorist Training, Pt. 2

The Reno Sherriff's Department passes their Homeland Security exam with flying colors, and Clemmy and a drunk driver discover some new moves.

Dangle gets a new job in Carson City, but the deputies are too wrapped up in women's basketball to give him a proper send-off.

Wiegel's New Boyfriend

Wiegel's new boyfriend, Craig, bears an uncanny resemblance to the Truckee River Serial Killer.

Inspector Martin Smiley of the U.K. joins the Reno Sheriff's Department in an exchange program.

Divorce looms over Dangle and his estranged wife, and the rest of the department struggles with a giant Ten Commandments monument.

The Reverend Gigg LeCarp, Reno's favorite televangelist, saves the deputies in their very own jail.

Firefighters Are Jerks

The accursed Fire Department schedules its Pancake Dinner at the same time as the Policeman's Ball.

Not Without My Mustache

As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.

Security for Kenny Rogers

Deputy Garcia lives his lifelong dream: leading security for a Kenny Rogers book signing.

Williams discovers the Nation of Islam and changes her ways, while Clemmy and Dangle throw down at a fraternity costume contest.

Clementine and Garcia Are Dating

After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia, and Dangle breaks out his chimney sweep costume.

President Bush in Reno

Reno's finest take on traffic control for President George W. Bush's motorcade, and Jones and Garcia reenact the Civil War at a pizza parlor.

Milkshake Man's Death

Reno District Attorney Mike Powers investigates the Sheriff's Department.

Investigation Concluded

District Attorney Mike Powers concludes his investigation of the Sheriff's Department, while Terry the prostitute takes off in Reno's police helicopter.

Members of the Reno Sheriff's Department start new lives after getting kicked off the force.

Revenge of Mike Powers

The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them.

Some promising new recruits intimidate the team with their skills, and Wiegel has trouble making magic with her incarcerated boyfriend.

Dangle, Jones and Wiegel lose it in quarantine after exposure to SARS, while the rest of the sheriffs hang out with kids' show host Reading Ron.

Fastest Criminal in Reno

The deputies try to catch the infamous Fast Eddie McLintock.

The Prefect of Wanganui

Kimball and Dangle escort the Prefect of Wanganui, Reno's sister city, around town; Junior and Wiegel struggle to stand out at the high school job fair.

...And the Installation Is Free

Jones discovers the delights of fame after doing radio commercials for a carpeting company.

Clemmy Marries a Dead Guy

Johnson tries to marry the late Hot Tub King of Reno, and Garcia and Williams discover the magical properties of Liberace's piano.

Garcia's Secret Girlfriend

Dangle and the gang solve Reno's biggest mystery: who is Garcia's new girlfriend?

While Dangle spends time with a beautiful young man who might be his son, the other deputies enjoy the new department Humvee.

The deputies work as security guards when "CSI: Miami" comes to Reno, and Wiegel and Dangle get a homeless man into a bathtub.

After a drug sting goes wrong, Dangle and Junior race back to the station on foot -- and naked.

Wiegel and Craig Get Married

Good news and bad news for Wiegel: her boyfriend proposed, but he's going to be executed for multiple murders.

Did Dangle and Garcia freeze to death? Did Wiegel's serial killer husband get lethally injected? What is Carrot Top doing in Reno, and why is he so mad?

While Garcia goes undercover to bust undocumented workers and the people who hire them, Junior spends his day off with his brothers.

The Reno Sheriff's Department inherits a beautiful, cursed jet ski from a fallen deputy.

Rick the Citizens' Patrolman one-ups the Sheriff's Department in investigating a crime spree, and Garcia receives a visit from an old, unpredictable friend.

Spanish Mike Comes Back

Spanish Mike Alvarez returns to tempt the deputies, and Jones and Garcia work security at a Ted Nugent concert.

Son of a Chechekevitch

The deputies vow to avenge Sheriff Chechekevitch's death, and Wiegel studies with Lamaze instructor Guy Gerricault.

Hotty's Restaurants sponsors the Reno Sheriff's Department, and the gang gets burned by the deal.

Christian Karaoke Singles' Mixer

Clemmy scandalizes Kimball's Christian singles karaoke club, and Dangle takes bets on the origins of Wiegel's baby.

As Williams and Wiegel consider tampering with the vote for deputies' raises, Jones and Garcia tangle with a drug dealer who may be a D.E.A. agent.

Jones and Garcia discover that not just anyone can dispense justice from horseback.

The Reno Sheriff's Department takes more than seven hours to respond to a liquor store robbery.

Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary, and the lady deputies stake out a lecherous meth dealer and his girlfriends.

Garcia breaks up Dangle's wedding in more ways than one, and Terry the prostitute finds someone to love.

Tommy Hawk, bounty hunter and reality TV star, runs afoul of the Reno Sheriff's Department.

The department's new bulletproof vests for women have an unexpected side effect: super knockers.

Reno's Mayor Hernandez asks the Sheriff's Department for help, and the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law or uphold local government.

The deputies raise money selling delicious Coconut Nut Clusters door-to-door.

Dangle reconnects with his family after his estranged father passes away.

Undercover at Burger Cousin

Rick the Burger Cousin manager is a cruel taskmaster when deputies go undercover flipping burgers.

Garcia and Junior help build a wall to keep Mexicans from crossing into America illegally.

Death of a Pickle-Thrower

Jackie, the pickle-throwing hooker, spends her twilight hours with the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Iraqi police force cadets learn law enforcement skills from Reno's finest, and Dangle and Wiegel destroy a huge cocaine supply.

The Tanning Booth Incident

Dangle learns that free tanning sessions for law enforcement aren't necessarily a good thing.

Strong Sister magazine visits the station for an in-depth profile on Williams, and the deputies enforce Reno's six-foot rule for lap dances.

While the deputies investigate Reno's Thai sex trade, Wiegel's long-lost father returns to reconnect with his daughter.

Junior Runs for Office

Junior finds a job he really wants: commissioner for animal carcass removal.

Undercover Acting Coach

Sergeant Clift, the LAPD's undercover acting coach, teaches the deputies the subtle art of theater.

The Carson City Parade Float Contest brings out the deputies' competitive spirit.

Jones adjusts to his new partner's unorthodox style, and Wiegel and Williams enjoy some surprisingly delicious racist wines.

Extradition to Thailand!

Junior and Jones reap the benefits that come from extraditing a murderer, and Dangle and Rizzo receive a surprise crash course in surgery.

Digging with the Murderer

Dangle and Williams haggle with a serial killer to get him to reveal where he buried his victims.

Dangle's Murder Mystery, Pt. 1

Dangle invites the gang to a Reno's Sierra Historical Society dinner -- and a murder.

Dangle's Murder Mystery, Pt. 2

Who murdered Debbie Dangle, and how does her death tie into the deputies' sordid past?

We Don't Want the Pope

The deputies provide the pope's advance scouting team with an extensive tour of Reno's seedy side.

VHS Transfer Memory Lane

Rizzo and Wiegel pervert-proof the Washoe County Library computers.

Helping Mayor Hernandez

When Mayor Hernandez calls for help, the Sheriff's Department leaps into action, even if he just needs to get rid of a violent prostitute in his hotel room.

Wiegel and Rizzo get to know each other better while trapped in a fleeing criminal's mobile home.

A drug-addled touring company of "Jesus Christ Superstar" causes trouble in Reno.

Levon French, the king of Reno commercials, helps the deputies make a new recruiting ad.

Declan and Junior crack down on knockoff Nickelodeon toys, ruining kids' parties across Reno.

The Midnight Swingers

Jones and Williams penetrate the inner circle of Reno's swingers club.

What were those strange lights in the desert? Who are these new Reno Sheriff's Department deputies?

Wiegel's Couples Therapy

Wiegel and Williams work on their communication at couples therapy when Wiegel's insurance dries up.

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