South Park

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

Season 1 E 1 • 08/13/1997

Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

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S1 • E1
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.
08/13/1997
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S1 • E2
Weight Gain 4000

When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present the award.
08/20/1997
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S1 • E3
Volcano

A weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano.
08/27/1997
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S1 • E4
Big Gay Al's Gay Boat Ride

When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.
09/03/1997
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S1 • E5
An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
09/10/1997
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S1 • E6
Death

With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.
09/17/1997
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S1 • E7
Pinkeye

Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."
10/29/1997
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S1 • E8
Starvin' Marvin

Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.
11/19/1997
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S1 • E9
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum.
12/17/1997
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S1 • E10
Damien

After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate Pay-Per-View Boxing Match between good and evil.
02/04/1998
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S1 • E11
Tom's Rhinoplasty

While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.
02/11/1998
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