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Lynne Koplitz

Season 9 E 12 • 04/29/2005

Lynne Koplitz wonders what Jesus would do if he lived in New York City, weighs in on children who grow up in Manhattan and explains why her boyfriend thinks she's crazy.

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Lynne Koplitz

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