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Crank Yankers

Season 3 E 19 • 03/09/2005

The Concierge charges a guest for incidentals, and Elmer wants someone to break in his mattress.

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Crank Yankers

Jack and Sharon Osbourne

The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.

Elmer complains about a tree, and Hadassah shops for Santas.

Drew Carey & Jeff Goldblum

Cammie shops for a sturdy mattress, and Professor Fermstein pitches his lecture to a sorority.

Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman

Murray complains about a traumatic restaurant experience, and Hadassah needs cooking advice on a special night.

Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Special Ed wants to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and Spoonie Luv learns a little about peaches.

Jason Schwartzman & Hank Azaria

The Truth asks Jessica Simpson to play a charity tournament, and Crazy Yitzhak offers insane deals.

Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier

Cammie needs sexy video editing, and Terrence pitches a spokesperson gig to Michael Strahan.

Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel

Birchum has an insect problem, and Spoonie Luv promotes his homemade porn videos.

Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon

Lou interviews a potential house sitter, and Elmer loses his pacemaker at a bus station.

Bob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan

Spoonie Luv consults a bail bondsman, and The Concierge needs help with a rodent.

Dane Cook & Brian Posehn

The Concierge charges a guest for incidentals, and Elmer wants someone to break in his mattress.

Lil Jon & Sarah Silverman

Lil Jon looks to hire a harpist for his tour, and Hadassah tries to recover her half-full juice from the mall.

Jimmy Kimmel & Steve-O

Steve-O wants to set a world record in skydiving, and Mark Thomas reports a computer virus.

Dane Cook & Chamillionaire

Chamillionaire is threatened with legal action by the lawyer of “Chabillionaire,” and Maverick complains about the outcome of a fish fight.

Good Charlotte & Lil Jon

Dr. Premise looks for an assistant to help him with scientific experiments, and Hadassah tries to find something to do in Arlington.

Dave Chappelle & Seth Green

Francis orders some insulting customized trophies for his basketball team, and Elmer is upset at the sight of a bus driven by a woman.

Andy Milonakis & Ryan Dunn

Terrence calls a Catholic Church on behalf of Paris Hilton, and Wayne McClammy has a lengthy request for a tattoo parlor.

Adam Carolla & Dane Cook

Taylor from “The Real World” calls up a medieval theme restaurant, and Sav Macaulay hosts a game show over the phone.

Jimmy Kimmel & Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.

Tracy Morgan, Adam Carolla & Aubrey Plaza

Spoonie Luv’s sex life gets ruined by birds, Birchum pesters a yoga studio, and an aspiring job applicant (Chelsea Peretti) brags about her stunning looks.

Jimmy Kimmel, Kathy Griffin & Jeff Ross

Shasta calls neighborhood watch on a white guy, a vape shop fields a complaint from Dr. Penis, and Elmer is thrilled with his new adult diapers.

Shasta (Punkie Johnson) calls up her local neighborhood watch to report a guy for doing suspicious activities while white.

Dr. Penis (Bobby Moynihan) calls a vape shop to complain that their product has forced him to behave like a negligent father and husband.

Elmer (Jimmy Kimmel) wants the store that sold him adult diapers to know he has a new lease on life thanks to their product.

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