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Season 3 E 1 • 04/01/2007

Coach Carlos teaches unlikely basketball stars about their secret weapon, and Carlosaurus Rex provides parent-unfriendly answers to kids' questions.

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Mind of Mencia

Desperate Gardeners & Mini-Gallagher

Carlos finds out if "Desperate Gardeners" have gotten lucky with housewives and hires Mini-Gallagher to smash old technology.

Cultural Explorer & Sean Juan Fashions

Carlos becomes a Cultural Explorer, examines the West Hollywood gay community, unveils his designer clothing line, Sean Juan, and is joined by guest star Shaquille O'Neal.

Carlos the Dinosaur & Cheech Marin

Carlos the Dinosaur teaches kids about real life, and a bunch of deadbeats are asked "Why Aren't You Working?"

Mencia's Real Reviews & Method Man

Method Man discusses racism, and Carlos tells the truth about movies in Mencia's Real Reviews.

Mencia's Holiday Parade & Gene Simmons

Rock star Gene Simmons and Carlos attempt to figure out what women want, and Carlos reimagines traditional holidays.

You've Got Spam & Dee Dee Dee Awards

Carlos exercises his right to free speech and slams people who send spam.

Pet Psychic & The Newly Met Game

After a chat with his cat, Carlos discovers his inner pet psychic, and couples square off on the Newly Met game.

Renaissance Faire & Beaner Bike-Off

Will the Mencias have enough money for child support and bike parts?

Ask Whitey & Ron Jeremy

Ken Jeong and Carlos play Ask Whitey, Mariachi Carlos serenades diners, and Carlos responds to hate mail.

Confucius Carlos & Mencia's Wetback English

Carlos talks to Larry King about the high price of gas, gets philosophical with Ken Jeong and gives tips to job seekers.

Best of Mind of Mencia - Season 1

Carlos reflects on his life and sense of humor, and Ryan Seacrest exacts his revenge.

Wetback Mountain & The Age Police

The Age Police bust offenders for inappropriate behavior, and "Wetback Mountain" tells a tragic tale.

Kanye's Ego & Crazy Auditions

Aries Spears and Carlos mock Kanye West's God complex, and Carlos takes to the street to determine which gender has life easier.

Dave Attell & Drive-By Shooting School

Dave Attell and Carlos debate the hardships of pimping, and a convenience store clerk tells off customers.

Spring Break Tips & Peter Boyle

Carlos talks immigration and disciplining children, and Peter Boyle interprets bumper stickers.

The Interracial Future & Carlos Smoov

Carlos quizzes people on the street about race relations, and Carlos Smoov solves people's romantic problems.

The Serranos & Cheech Marin

Carlos tackles immigration and stars in a "Sopranos"-style television show with Cheech Marin.

Fidel Carlos & That's F**king Historical

Fidel Carlos addresses Cuba, Ned Holnes wonders about married Jesus, and Carlos debates civil rights with strangers.

Best of Mind of Mencia - Season Two, Pt. 1

Carlos offers insight into his creative process for the second season's sketches, including Wetback Mountain and The Serranos.

The Rich Sheik & OGPS

Carlos makes sense of a Hawaiian vacation, owns the hip hop world as Rich Sheik and reimagines office supplies.

World Nightly News 2026 & Tony Hawk

Tony Hawk and Carlos hit the streets to discuss dreams, and Carlos explores news stories of the future.

Stereotype Olympics & Jamie Kennedy

Jamie Kennedy, Tracy Morgan and Bobby Lee seek booty; races compete in the Stereotype Olympics.

Judge Carlos & Johnnie Cochran's Ghost

Judge Carlos hands down verdicts, and Carlos imagines an America without immigrants.

Watching Whitey & That's America, Bitch!

Carlos discusses lies in advertising, observes white people in their natural habitat and explains why America is the best nation on earth.

Dee Dee Dee Song & The Edge

Edge and Carlos participate in Mencia's Royal Religious Rumble, Dee Dee Dee gets a musical tribute, and Carlos discusses parenting differences by gender.

Dinner for 75 (and Over) & Real Fairy Tales

Carlos gets real with the elderly, translates the national anthem and deconstructs children's fairy tales.

Best of Mind of Mencia - Season Two, Pt. 2

Carlos takes a look back at season highlights, including Dateline Punk'd and the Rich Sheik.

Coach Carlos & Carlosaurus Rex

Coach Carlos teaches unlikely basketball stars about their secret weapon, and Carlosaurus Rex provides parent-unfriendly answers to kids' questions.

Carlos travels overseas to preview Iraq E! TV's fall line-up.

Prison Rap & Smarter Than a Wetback

Carlos explains why taxes are important, raps about doing time behind bars and hosts the game show "Are You Smarter Than a Wetback?"

Carloslam & Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez gives a reading at a Carloslam poetry event, and Carlos asks people if they'd elect a lady president.

Freedom of Speech & Club Carlos

Carlos debates the existence of freedom of speech and bounces people unfit to party at Club Carlos.

Delicious Luscious & Sensitivity Training

Carlos interviews Pimp Delicious Luscious, attends sensitivity training class and speed dates as a woman.

P.O.D. and Carlos introduce the world's first Latino superhero, Beaner Man; Carlos and his panel discuss mismatched careers.

Best of Mind of Mencia - Season Three, Pt. 1

Carlos reveals the creative process behind his third season, including bits like Are You Smarter Than a Wetback? and a Borat parody.

Street Impressions & The Male View

Gabriel Iglesias and Carlos discuss "The Male View," and Carlos imagines life with a black president.

L.A. Penguins & Judge Carlos

Carlos raises a couple of savvy penguins named Jay Z and Beyonce, explains the truth behind online dating ads and lays down the law as Judge Carlos.

Punji & So You Think You Can Rant

Carlos imagines Bill Clinton as the First Man, and Punji gets real with his electronics store customers.

Gangbangers & Mencia, M.D.

Carlos wonders how well survivalist Bear Grylls would fare in the ghetto, and Carlos Mencia, M.D., treats idiots in his emergency room.

Finding Osama & Future News

Carlos envisions a real-life Grand Theft Auto, sends his sister to take down Osama bin Laden and reports on news stories from the future.

Mexicans in Movies & Stereotype Olympics

Carlos envisions hit movies with Mexican-American characters, officiates the second annual Stereotype Olympics and gets fired from "The Price Is Right."

Dean Carlos & Alien Trials

Dean Carlos sets misbehaving children straight, Karen rants about movie casting decisions, and Carlos explores a dream about aliens.

Best of Mind of Mencia - Season Three, Pt. 2

Season highlights include the world's first Mexican superhero and a pair of penguins named Jay Z and Beyonce.

Dippy's Happy Hut & Indiana Holmes

Carlos takes down a cheating polygamist, attempts to fight crime as a police officer with Alzheimer's and hosts a children's TV program in a third-world country.

Anti-Fat Bias & Bedtime Stories

Carlos bitch smacks Prius drivers, proposes a unique service for celebrities who abuse drugs and locates the mysterious undocumented immigrant.

Making Women Happy & Outsourced News

Carlos salutes a small-town gay man and just wants women to tell him what to do.

Angry White Guy Brian & Rice Lords

Angry White Guy Brian cleans crap out of airplane bathrooms, and Carlos ponders a rice-based drug trade.

Foreclosure Prevention & If You Were President

People on the street offer their presidential decisions; Carlos devises products to aid foreclosure victims and contemplates a John McCain presidency.

Gay Weddings & Cheech Marin

Cheech Marin and Carlos come to terms with gay marriage; Carlos ridicules emo music and flees a hungry crocodile.

Cultural Explorer & Robert Schimmel

Robert Schimmel and Carlos learn about Jewish culture, and Carlos pays tribute to George Carlin.

Guilt Away Gardens & Time Travel

Carlos builds a time machine to influence history and runs the Guilt Away Gardens theme park.

Puppet Violence & Mexican Neighbors

Carlos answers his hate mail and hits the streets to see if people speak honestly about the dead.

FantastiCaps & Obama's Cabinet

Carlos imagines a ragtag team of handicapped crime fighters, selects cabinet members for the Obama administration and sings the blues.

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