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Season 3 E 13 • 08/05/2007

Carlos envisions a real-life Grand Theft Auto, sends his sister to take down Osama bin Laden and reports on news stories from the future.

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Mind of Mencia

Prison Rap & Smarter Than a Wetback

Carlos explains why taxes are important, raps about doing time behind bars and hosts the game show "Are You Smarter Than a Wetback?"

Carloslam & Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez gives a reading at a Carloslam poetry event, and Carlos asks people if they'd elect a lady president.

Freedom of Speech & Club Carlos

Carlos debates the existence of freedom of speech and bounces people unfit to party at Club Carlos.

Delicious Luscious & Sensitivity Training

Carlos interviews Pimp Delicious Luscious, attends sensitivity training class and speed dates as a woman.

P.O.D. and Carlos introduce the world's first Latino superhero, Beaner Man; Carlos and his panel discuss mismatched careers.

Best of Mind of Mencia - Season Three, Pt. 1

Carlos reveals the creative process behind his third season, including bits like Are You Smarter Than a Wetback? and a Borat parody.

Street Impressions & The Male View

Gabriel Iglesias and Carlos discuss "The Male View," and Carlos imagines life with a black president.

L.A. Penguins & Judge Carlos

Carlos raises a couple of savvy penguins named Jay Z and Beyonce, explains the truth behind online dating ads and lays down the law as Judge Carlos.

Punji & So You Think You Can Rant

Carlos imagines Bill Clinton as the First Man, and Punji gets real with his electronics store customers.

Gangbangers & Mencia, M.D.

Carlos wonders how well survivalist Bear Grylls would fare in the ghetto, and Carlos Mencia, M.D., treats idiots in his emergency room.

Finding Osama & Future News

Carlos envisions a real-life Grand Theft Auto, sends his sister to take down Osama bin Laden and reports on news stories from the future.

Mexicans in Movies & Stereotype Olympics

Carlos envisions hit movies with Mexican-American characters, officiates the second annual Stereotype Olympics and gets fired from "The Price Is Right."

Dean Carlos & Alien Trials

Dean Carlos sets misbehaving children straight, Karen rants about movie casting decisions, and Carlos explores a dream about aliens.

Best of Mind of Mencia - Season Three, Pt. 2

Season highlights include the world's first Mexican superhero and a pair of penguins named Jay Z and Beyonce.

Dippy's Happy Hut & Indiana Holmes

Carlos takes down a cheating polygamist, attempts to fight crime as a police officer with Alzheimer's and hosts a children's TV program in a third-world country.

Anti-Fat Bias & Bedtime Stories

Carlos bitch smacks Prius drivers, proposes a unique service for celebrities who abuse drugs and locates the mysterious undocumented immigrant.

Making Women Happy & Outsourced News

Carlos salutes a small-town gay man and just wants women to tell him what to do.

Angry White Guy Brian & Rice Lords

Angry White Guy Brian cleans crap out of airplane bathrooms, and Carlos ponders a rice-based drug trade.

Foreclosure Prevention & If You Were President

People on the street offer their presidential decisions; Carlos devises products to aid foreclosure victims and contemplates a John McCain presidency.

Gay Weddings & Cheech Marin

Cheech Marin and Carlos come to terms with gay marriage; Carlos ridicules emo music and flees a hungry crocodile.

Cultural Explorer & Robert Schimmel

Robert Schimmel and Carlos learn about Jewish culture, and Carlos pays tribute to George Carlin.

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