Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Matt Bearden - It's Impossible to Hide a Snack from a Kid - Uncensored
Season 6 E 13 • 06/19/2020
Matt Bearden details everything he goes through to eat a snack in a child-filled home and discusses why he'd never relive high school if given the chance.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E3Matthew Broussard - The Spice Girls Don’t Know What They Really, Really Want - Uncensored
Matthew Broussard knows exactly why people love Austin, Texas, so much and discusses the upside to New York’s high rent prices.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E4Shalewa Sharpe – "Self-Care Is About Being as Moist as Possible" – Uncensored
Shalewa Sharpe demonstrates how black people react to an actually skilled white person and details all the products that make up her home spa.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E5Dan St. Germain - Getting Pegged for the First Time - Uncensored
Dan St. Germain explains why he prefers blacking out on weed and remembers when he and his wife tried pegging for the first time.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E6Guy Montgomery - How You Can Personally Fight Climate Change
Guy Montgomery confesses that he didn't expect so many Americans to have American accents and reveals how he's personally combatting climate change.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E7Kellen Erskine - "It's Weird That We Love Costco So Much"
Kellen Erskine urges everyone to return their shopping carts and explains the appeal of Costco Wholesale.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E8Sydnee Washington - "Women Need a Lot of Things to Have an Orgasm" - Uncensored
Sydnee Washington disappoints the straight men in her audience and lists all the things she needs to feel relaxed enough to orgasm.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E9Hunter Duncan - The Weirdest Question to Ask Your Sperm Donor - Uncensored
Hunter Duncan describes the feminism competition among men and reveals the question that caught him off guard when his friend asked him to be a sperm donor.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E10Daniel Webb - "I'm Tired of Being Ruled by Ugly People" - Uncensored
Daniel Webb talks about growing up in Texas when George W. Bush was governor and shares his frustrations about reading the news.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E11George Civeris - What You Should Do After a Breakup
George Civeris claims he’s a member of an underrepresented sexual demographic and explains how he coped with his breakup.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E12Martha Kelly - "I Miss When Oprah Was in Charge" - Uncensored
Martha Kelly imagines a new kind of escape room adventure, weighs in on topical stories from two years ago and shares her favorite things in the world.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E13Matt Bearden - It's Impossible to Hide a Snack from a Kid - Uncensored
Matt Bearden details everything he goes through to eat a snack in a child-filled home and discusses why he’d never relive high school if given the chance.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS6 • E14Chris Tellez - Tinder Is the Ultimate Confidence Killer - Uncensored
Chris Tellez remembers discovering a chat room full of lonely men complaining about Tinder and explains how he used to ruin his roommate's dates.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS7 • E1Josh Johnson - When Your Sex Ed Teacher Is Clearly a Virgin - Uncensored
Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS7 • E2Christi Chiello - Reasons Not to Be a Mom to Human Babies - Uncensored
Christi Chiello discusses becoming an aunt and a cat mom, and explains why she loves not having children.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS7 • E3Andy Haynes - Do You Remember the First Night of Quarantine?
Andy Haynes explains why he doesn’t consider himself a "guy" and recalls the shift in tone the news took during the beginning of the pandemic.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS7 • E4Realizing Bernie Sanders Is Your Ideal Man - Rebecca O’Neal - Uncensored
Rebecca O’Neal describes getting high and wanting to fight the coronavirus, and explains what sexting has been like during quarantine.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS7 • E5Love Is Like a Fart - Rosebud Baker - Uncensored
Rosebud Baker explains why she thinks love is gross and reflects on how having a lot of death in her life has caused her to develop a dark sense of humor.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS7 • E6Eagle Witt - White Women Are Scary - Uncensored
Eagle Witt reveals what makes white women so terrifying and describes using his family's racial naivete to win arguments.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS7 • E7Gavin Matts - People Are Having Babies for the Instagram Clout - Uncensored
Gavin Matts questions why people have kids and shares what it's like having roommates as an adult.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS7 • E8Vibrators Are Getting Too Intense - Mary Beth Barone - Uncensored
Mary Beth Barone explains why she's thinking about having a baby, breaks down her struggles with dating long-distance and considers why she mostly hangs out with gay men.
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