Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Matt Bearden - It's Impossible to Hide a Snack from a Kid - Uncensored
Season 6 E 13 • 06/19/2020
Matt Bearden details everything he goes through to eat a snack in a child-filled home and discusses why he'd never relive high school if given the chance.
S5 • E3Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingJourdain Fisher - When You’re the Only Black Friend in the Group - Stand-Up Featuring
Jourdain Fisher thinks he knows why stepparent porn is so popular and explains the burden he feels as the sole black person in his friend group.
S5 • E4Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingPat Regan - "My Phone Thinks I'm Straight" - Stand-Up Featuring
Pat Regan admits his phone doesn’t realize he’s gay and talks about how it feels to not have an erotic name.
S5 • E5Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingMichael Rowland - "Have You Ever Met an Old Person You Vibed With?" - Uncensored
Michael Rowland recalls falling in love with his grandma’s friend and explains how a horse helped revitalize his sex life.
S5 • E6Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingJak Knight - When Your Uncle Teaches You How to Go Down on a Woman - Uncensored
Jak Knight warns his audiences to test their sexual boundaries before they’re old and remembers when his uncle taught him about sex by eating crab.
S5 • E7Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingOpey Olagbaju - The Weirdly Racial Undertones of "Willy Wonka" - Uncensored
Opey Olagbaju reports a strange yet true story from the world of Nigerian politics and offers an alternate history of the Oompa Loompas.
S5 • E10Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingJay Jurden - "My Boyfriend Wants to Adopt a Pet Raccoon" - Uncensored
Jay Jurden discusses why he doesn’t want a pet raccoon and claims that New York City makes you gay.
S5 • E11Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingParis Sashay - How to Spend Over $200 on Sex Supplies - Uncensored
Paris Sashay talks about going on an inadvertently expensive first date and recalls buying a dildo and a pair of shoes to accommodate her girlfriend’s kinky request.
S6 • E5Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingDan St. Germain - Getting Pegged for the First Time - Uncensored
Dan St. Germain explains why he prefers blacking out on weed and remembers when he and his wife tried pegging for the first time.
S6 • E6Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingGuy Montgomery - How You Can Personally Fight Climate Change
Guy Montgomery confesses that he didn't expect so many Americans to have American accents and reveals how he's personally combatting climate change.
S6 • E9Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingHunter Duncan - The Weirdest Question to Ask Your Sperm Donor - Uncensored
Hunter Duncan describes the feminism competition among men and reveals the question that caught him off guard when his friend asked him to be a sperm donor.
S6 • E13Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingMatt Bearden - It's Impossible to Hide a Snack from a Kid - Uncensored
Matt Bearden details everything he goes through to eat a snack in a child-filled home and discusses why he’d never relive high school if given the chance.
S6 • E11Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingGeorge Civeris - What You Should Do After a Breakup
George Civeris claims he’s a member of an underrepresented sexual demographic and explains how he coped with his breakup.
S6 • E1Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingYamaneika Saunders - Why Would You Hand Me Your Baby on a Plane? - Uncensored
Yamaneika Saunders complains about plane etiquette, recalls getting into a fight at Golden Corral and explains why she doesn’t want her mother to visit.
S6 • E2Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingBob The Drag Queen - Life-Changing Sex Tips - Uncensored
Bob The Drag Queen explains the punishment for insulting the LGBTQ+ community on TV and offers some advice on how to give blow jobs.
S6 • E4Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingShalewa Sharpe – "Self-Care Is About Being as Moist as Possible" – Uncensored
Shalewa Sharpe demonstrates how black people react to an actually skilled white person and details all the products that make up her home spa.
S6 • E3Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingMatthew Broussard - The Spice Girls Don’t Know What They Really, Really Want - Uncensored
Matthew Broussard knows exactly why people love Austin, Texas, so much and discusses the upside to New York’s high rent prices.
S6 • E7Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingKellen Erskine - "It's Weird That We Love Costco So Much"
Kellen Erskine urges everyone to return their shopping carts and explains the appeal of Costco Wholesale.
S6 • E8Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingSydnee Washington - "Women Need a Lot of Things to Have an Orgasm" - Uncensored
Sydnee Washington disappoints the straight men in her audience and lists all the things she needs to feel relaxed enough to orgasm.
S6 • E10Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingDaniel Webb - "I'm Tired of Being Ruled by Ugly People" - Uncensored
Daniel Webb talks about growing up in Texas when George W. Bush was governor and shares his frustrations about reading the news.
S6 • E12Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingMartha Kelly - "I Miss When Oprah Was in Charge" - Uncensored
Martha Kelly imagines a new kind of escape room adventure, weighs in on topical stories from two years ago and shares her favorite things in the world.
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