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Tess

Season 9 E 5 • 10/29/2004

Tess explains the difference between "plus sized" and "juicy" and why she was bad at temp work.

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Scott Kennedy talks about not fitting the gay stereotype, opening for male strippers and watching reality cop shows.
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Tess explains the difference between "plus sized" and "juicy" and why she was bad at temp work.
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Lynne Koplitz wonders what Jesus would do if he lived in New York City, weighs in on children who grow up in Manhattan and explains why her boyfriend thinks she's crazy.
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