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Retta
Season 8 E 5 • 02/13/2004
Retta talks about the reliably bad customer service at McDonald's and the amazing sex life of lions.
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S7 • E23
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh finds a new use for cargo pants, tricks people at the airport and describes his idea for a new game show.
07/24/2003
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21:05
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Comedy Central Presents
S7 • E24
Gregg Rogell
Gregg Rogell describes the benefits of riding a specific subway line in New York City and laments his lack of incentive for quitting smoking.
07/31/2003
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21:03
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Comedy Central Presents
S7 • E25
Wayne Federman
Wayne Federman learns about sarcasm in New York City, explains why the carpool lane discriminates against lonely people and describes a distracting Kiss concert.
08/14/2003
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21:02
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Comedy Central Presents
S7 • E26
Tracy Smith
Tracy Smith is thankful she's never won the lottery, wants to give her younger self dating advice and hates competing for men.
08/21/2003
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21:06
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Comedy Central Presents
S7 • E27
Arnez J.
Arnez J. reflects on 9/11, talks about getting overmedicated at dental surgery and explains why men should roleplay for their women.
08/28/2003
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21:01
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Comedy Central Presents
S7 • E28
Rich Vos
Rich Vos shares stories about hellish travel destinations and his daughter's attractive teacher.
09/04/2003
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21:03
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E1
John Heffron
John Heffron explains the difference between women and video games, then laments his diminishing sex life.
01/30/2004
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21:00
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E2
Dat Phan
Dat Phan talks about his Asian-American upbringing, taunting his Vietnamese mother and what it's like being in interracial relationships
01/30/2004
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21:01
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S8 • E3
D.C. Benny
D.C. Benny shares dentist horror stories and describes the worst things about riding the subway in New York City.
02/06/2004
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21:00
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E4
Frank Caliendo
Frank Caliendo serves up a wide range of impressions, including George W. Bush, John Madden and Scooby-Doo.
02/06/2004
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20:59
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E5
Retta
Retta talks about the reliably bad customer service at McDonald's and the amazing sex life of lions.
02/13/2004
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20:58
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E6
Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart explains why being a newlywed is rough, learns that driving a big truck won't make him taller and talks about his mother's go-to answer for when things go wrong.
02/13/2004
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21:04
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E7
Eddie Gossling
Eddie Gossling describes a misguided alien abduction and the stinginess of Episcopalian priests.
02/20/2004
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21:03
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E8
Jimmy Shubert
Jimmy Shubert gives his take on frog licking, office rage and stoic fish.
02/20/2004
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20:30
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E9
Vanessa Hollingshead
Vanessa Hollingshed talks about unrealistic beauty standards, performing for the troops and why her curly hair is like a drug addict living on top of her head.
02/27/2004
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21:00
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E10
Carlos Alazraqui
Carlos Alazraqui explains that being the Taco Bell dog isn’t an aphrodisiac, that Americans are just cocky teenagers and that there’s not such thing as “honorable combat.”
02/27/2004
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20:59
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E11
Doug Benson
Doug Benson offers his marijuana-infused perspective on "The Vagina Monologues" and describes his efforts to be a more relatable comedian.
03/05/2004
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21:00
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E12
Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia discusses the struggles of trying to lose weight, the dating world and drinking in a laundromat.
03/05/2004
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21:01
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E13
Tom Cotter
Tom Cotter talks about his Irish and Scottish heritage, drinking too much on a plane and the changing lexicon of English.
03/12/2004
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20:29
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E14
Bob Oschack
Bob Oschack explains why marriage in L.A. is like a drug, why babies are better than lazy friends and why New York needs the south more than the south needs New York.
03/12/2004
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21:00
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Comedy Central Presents
S8 • E15
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin believes having a stutter is a good thing, thinks drunken backseat drivers are dangerous and explains why he avoids escalators.
03/19/2004
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