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Comedy Central Presents

Season 8 E 5 • 02/13/2004

Retta talks about the reliably bad customer service at McDonald's and the amazing sex life of lions.

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Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham consults his pal Walter about marriage, questions Melvin the Superhero's abilities and helps Peanut the Woozle figure out where he is.

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Gregg Rogell

Gregg Rogell describes the benefits of riding a specific subway line in New York City and laments his lack of incentive for quitting smoking.

07/31/2003

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Wayne Federman

Wayne Federman learns about sarcasm in New York City, explains why the carpool lane discriminates against lonely people and describes a distracting Kiss concert.

08/14/2003

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Tracy Smith

Tracy Smith is thankful she's never won the lottery, wants to give her younger self dating advice and hates competing for men.

08/21/2003

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Rich Vos

Rich Vos shares stories about hellish travel destinations and his daughter's attractive teacher.

09/04/2003

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John Heffron

John Heffron explains the difference between women and video games, then laments his diminishing sex life.

01/30/2004

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Comedy Central Presents Dat Phan

Dat Phan talks about his Asian-American upbringing, taunting his Vietnamese mother and what it likes being in interracial relationships.

01/30/2004

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D.C. Benny

D.C. Benny shares dentist horror stories and describes the worst things about riding the subway in New York City.

02/06/2004

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Frank Caliendo

Frank Caliendo serves up a wide range of impressions, including George W. Bush, John Madden and Scooby-Doo.

02/06/2004

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Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart explains why being a newlywed is rough, learns that driving a big truck won't make him taller and talks about his mother's go-to answer for when things go wrong.

02/13/2004

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Retta

Retta talks about the reliably bad customer service at McDonald's and the amazing sex life of lions.

02/13/2004

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Eddie Gossling

Eddie Gossling describes a misguided alien abduction and the stinginess of Episcopalian priests.

02/20/2004

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Jimmy Shubert

Jimmy Shubert gives his take on frog licking, office rage and stoic fish.

02/20/2004

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Vanessa Hollingshead

Vanessa Hollingshed talks about unrealistic beauty standards, performing for the troops and why her curly hair is like a drug addict living on top of her head.

02/27/2004

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Comedy Central Presents Carlos Alazraqui

Carlos Alazraqui explains that being the Taco Bell dog isn’t an aphrodisiac, that Americans are just cocky teenagers and that there’s not such thing as “honorable combat.”

02/27/2004

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Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia discusses the struggles of trying to lose weight, the dating world and drinking in a laundromat.

03/05/2004

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Doug Benson

Doug Benson offers his marijuana-infused perspective on "The Vagina Monologues" and describes his efforts to be a more relatable comedian.

03/05/2004

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Tom Cotter

Tom Cotter talks about his Irish and Scottish heritage, drinking too much on a plane and the changing lexicon of English.

03/12/2004

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Bob Oschack

Bob Oschack explains why marriage in L.A. is like a drug, why babies are better than lazy friends and why New York needs the south more than the south needs New York.

03/19/2004

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Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin believes having a stutter is a good thing, thinks drunken backseat drivers are dangerous and explains why he avoids escalators.

03/19/2004

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Vince Morris

Vince Morris discuss his dad’s propensity for smoking in the dark, his annoyance with mispronunciations and the subjectivity of the English language.

03/26/2004