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Season 9 E 8 • 03/25/2005

Jeff Cesario discusses America's many contradictions, explains why jerks never get cancer and flaunts his uniquely Midwestern physique.

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Comedy Central Presents Paul Gilmartin

Paul Gilmartin explains why a terrorist attack in Vegas would go unnoticed, why footie pajamas make kids feel invincible and why he’d believe Hall & Oates over the Bible.

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Cory Kahaney

Cory Kahaney discusses the drawbacks of being married to an ethical lawyer, her skepticism of yoga’s spiritualism, and the tactless way men ask for morning sex.

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Scott Kennedy

Scott Kennedy talks about not fitting the gay stereotype, opening for male strippers and watching reality cop shows.

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Steve McGrew

Steve McGrew explains why he goes to Walmart as an anti-depressant and thinks Alcoholics Anonymous questionaires should be more realistic.

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Lizz Winstead

Lizz Winstead explains why she's not afraid of terrorists and suggests ways to convince Republicans to support marriage equality.

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Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr questions his own survival instincts, wonders why trailers just don't drive out of the way of tornados and citicizes the ending of "The Passion of the Christ."

01/14/2005

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Godfrey

Godfrey details the woes of riding the New York City subway, explains why there are so few black astronauts and considers becoming a weatherman in Nigeria.

02/18/2005

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Tess

Tess explains the difference between "plus sized" and "juicy" and why she was bad at temp work.

02/25/2005

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Comedy Central Presents Reno Collier

Reno Collier points out the ineffectiveness of slingshots, talks about why he’d rather be drunk than famous and explains why teachers have to be great liars.

03/04/2005

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Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan will put up with an $85 a month fat tax and being bad at Monopoly, but he has no patience for chatty urinal-mates.

03/11/2005

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Jeff Cesario

Jeff Cesario discusses America's many contradictions, explains why jerks never get cancer and flaunts his uniquely Midwestern physique.

03/25/2005

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Drew Fraser

Drew Fraser explains why he never sleeps with skinny women, why only kids in the suburbs go missing and why he needs more sleep the older he gets.

04/01/2005

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Russ Meneve

Russ Meneve talks about breaking up via email, preferring food to sex and the alarming number of annual shark attacks.

04/08/2005

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Comedy Central Presents Dan Naturman

Dan Naturman thinks flying JetBlue is the best way to avoid a hijacking and explains why Maryland speed traps are a bit extreme.

04/15/2005

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Lynne Koplitz

Lynne Koplitz wonders what Jesus would do if he lived in New York City, weighs in on children who grow up in Manhattan and explains why her boyfriend thinks she's crazy.

04/29/2005

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Tom Shillue

Tom Shillue warns about the alarming frequency of “wrong-side surgery,” gets embarrassed about his dad’s shameless shirt re-tucking and makes the Constitution sound sexy.

05/06/2005

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Todd Lynn explains why New Yorkers make everything aggravating, misses old-fashioned phones and wishes there was a slur that could actually offend white people.

05/13/2005

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Aries Spears

Aries Spears describes how white people enjoy the animal kingdom, examines post-9/11 racial divides and performs a rap tribute.

05/20/2005

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Vic Henley

Vic Henley weighs in on New York City accents, living in the South and British-U.S. relations.

05/28/2005

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Keith Robinson

Keith Robinson talks about growing up in South Philadelphia, the National Spelling Bee and modern hip hop.

06/03/2005

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Comedy Central Presents Rocky LaPorte

Rocky LaPorte reminisces about growing up in Brooklyn, being held back in school and the underwhelming menagerie of the Staten Island Zoo.

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