Crank Yankers

Elmer Has a Birthday

Season 2 E 25 • 03/09/2004

Elmer's grandson settles a dispute between him and a charitable organization.

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Terrence Books a Massage
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Terrence Plans an Outing
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Terrence Shops for Clay Aiken
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Terrence Calls a Casting Agent
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Terrence hatches a plan to have an attractive actress stalk his client George Wendt in order to bring him back into the spotlight.
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Terrence Needs Help with Mickey Rooney
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Elmer Has a Birthday
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Things get heated when Elmer mistakes a donation made on his behalf for a donation made to him personally.
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