The Best of Elmer Higgins
Yankerville's favorite hearing-impaired senior citizen seeks assistance with the many challenges of getting older in the modern world in this collection of his best calls.
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Elmer (Jimmy Kimmel) Loves His Diapers
Elmer (Jimmy Kimmel) wants the store that sold him adult diapers to know he has a new lease on life thanks to their product.
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After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
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Elmer Needs an Assistant
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
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Elmer Needs a Tuxedo
A woman at a tuxedo rental company can't get Elmer to understand that he can't rent a tuxedo for his brother Charlie if he's going to bury him in it.
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Elmer Has a Birthday
Things get heated when Elmer mistakes a donation made on his behalf for a donation made to him personally.
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Elmer Plans a Reunion
Elmer reminisces about a prostitute he had sex with in 1964 and plans an afternoon outing for himself and his friends.
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Elmer's Gay Porn
Elmer is shocked to find gay porn on a computer that his grandson gave to him.
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Elmer Checks His Lucky Numbers
Elmer reviews the latest winning lotto numbers and reminisces about his coconut-filled childhood.
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Elmer Complains About a Bad Tree
After getting his Christmas tree home, Elmer is disappointed to find that there are two names carved into the trunk.
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Elmer Can't Get Out of Bed
Elmer can't figure which button to push to escape from his new adjustable bed.
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Elmer Wants to Book a Cruise
While calling to book a trip, Elmer describes the adventurous parties of his youth and reveals why he wants to take a gay cruise.
The Best of Hadassah Guberman8 Videos
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Hadassah's Job Requirements
Hadassah (Sarah Silverman) calls about a potential job, but the recitation of her lengthy list of requirements quickly becomes a TMI soliloquy.
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Hadassah is on a mission to teach her four-year-old students that Santa Claus does not exist.
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Two months after using a hot tub, Hadassah realizes that the sperm in the water has impregnated her.
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Hadassah Calls a Landfill
After losing something important in the trash, Hadassah calls a landfill and insists that the employees dig to retrieve her item.
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Hadassah Needs a New Wardrobe
Hadassah calls a maternity shop to find an outfit that will make her look skinny at eight months pregnant.
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Hadassah Desperately Needs a Plumber
Hadassah calls for help after she accidentally flushes something very valuable down the toilet.
Hadassah Calls From Waste Management
Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.