No Ables Allowed
South Park
Season 7 E 2 • 03/26/2003

The boys have decided to stay out of this one, but when Jimmy announces his new no-able-bodies-allowed club, Cartman is right back in it.

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00:49

No Ables Allowed
South ParkS7 E2

The boys have decided to stay out of this one, but when Jimmy announces his new no-able-bodies-allowed club, Cartman is right back in it.
03/26/2003
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Not No Mimsy!
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Ridding the World of Ads
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Jimmy explains how advertising evolved into “Sponsored Content”.
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This Is An Outrage!!!
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Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.
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A Wereprechaun
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Randy's big Halloween promotion gets in the way of Stan's trick-or-treating plans.
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A Sausage Maker Buys a Box of Cereal
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Germany is enraged over being voted the "Least Funny People" in the world.
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OH LERRRRD!
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The boys bury the worst thing ever to happen to comedy.
05/04/2011
01:42

Logic Loop
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The boys finally figure out a way to stop Funnybot.
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01:10

Taking Comedy to the Next Level
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Funnybot puts the final touches on the greatest, last joke ever.
05/04/2011
00:43

Shut Up Tyler Perry
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The boys make a desperate attempt to talk with Funnybot.
05/04/2011
01:23

Out-of-Work Comedians
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After the success of Funnybot, the school is hijacked by pissed-off comedians.
05/04/2011
02:00

It's The Germans!!
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In the wake of the Comedy Awards, the Germans take the school hostage.
05/04/2011
01:17

The Kathy Griffin Award
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The Comedy Awards continue with the "Least Funny People" and "Kathy Griffin" Awards.
05/04/2011
01:24

Can I Get A What-What?
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The 1st Annual Comedy Awards show gets under way.
05/04/2011
01:07

Attendance is Mandatory
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Jimmy invites the whole school to the 1st Annual Comedy Award Show.
05/04/2011
01:35

Set Up, Punchline....Awkward!
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Funnybot launches the set-up to the Final Joke.
05/04/2011
01:29

Business Casual G-Men
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Kyle realizes he should have read the iTunes agreement before he clicked agree.
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King of Cripple Camp
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Jimmy reaches out to his rival Nathan, while Towelie finally agrees to get help.
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01:21

Ukulele Solo
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Nathan's frustration with Mimsy causes a momentary lapse in judgment.
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01:29

Jimmy Hangs 10
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Jimmy shows off his skills in the surfing competition.
04/28/2010
01:23

Tardicaca Shark
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Nathan hatches another daring plan to stop Jimmy's Blue Team.
04/28/2010
01:09

Shut Up Mimsyyyy!!
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Jimmy's Blue Team prepares for the big competition, while the Red Team hatches a plan of their own.
04/28/2010
01:12

Lake Tardicaca
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Summer camp for the handicapable kids has never been so fun!
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01:41

EAT THE BANANA!!
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Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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01:02

Drink the Pee
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Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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01:27

The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
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The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
11/18/2009
02:09

You Gotta Swim!
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Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
11/18/2009
01:31

IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
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Disaster strikes the water park.
11/18/2009
01:47

The Myan's Predicted This
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Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
11/18/2009
01:50

Pi Pi's Splashtown
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The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:34

We Have Had It
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The boys call a meeting to discuss the growing biker problem.
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01:40

Smackdown
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The Wrestling Takedown Federation presents its finest performance to date...Smackdown.
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02:28

Wrestling Takedown Federation
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The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.
10/21/2009
01:50

The Fine Sport of Wrastling
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The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.
10/21/2009
01:18

You Took My Girl AND My Job!
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The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.
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01:29

Go Get Some
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Butters finally puckers up and kisses a girl.
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