South Park E16Grandma's House
After driving nine hours to Nebraska, Cartman can't believe that all he got from grandma was a stupid shirt.
South Park E16The Grinchy Poo
Charlie wants people to understand that he is the epitome of fear and terror, who also happens to be a sucker for Christmas specials.
South Park E3The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
South Park E3There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too
Kyle feels bad for toilet papering his teacher's house and has nightmares of the possible pain he has caused.
South Park E3Toilet Paper
The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
South Park E3Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do
Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
South Park E3Toaster Tarts and Chips
Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
South ParkS8 E1Animal Shelter
Butters is locked up in an animal shelter, where he is urinated and defecated on. He escapes before he can be put to sleep.
South ParkS8 E3Everyone Realizes Mel Gibson is Crazy
Tensions between the Jews and Cartman's mob come to a head. Mel Gibson arrives and everyone can agree that Mel Gibson is insane.
South ParkS8 E5Hesiated Colon
AWESOM-O convinces Butters to tell him secrets, but learns that Butters has videotaped Cartman doing something embarrassing.
South ParkS8 E9It Can Hear You
The townspeople of South Park order the Wall Mart Manager, Mr. Grey, to close down the store and leave town. They learn that Mr. Grey hates the Wall-Mart too, but can't escape it except through death.
South ParkS8 E11Who's Got Skid Marks Monday
Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
South Park E1Peeing Out My Vagina
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
South Park E1Lawfin
While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's up next at the all-state basketball game.
South Park E6A New Toilet
Cartman hears his mom having sex with the plumber and mistakes it for her crying over his death.
South Park E7Bathroom Retreat
Jimmy gets an erection while talking about performing in the upcoming talent show, and retreats to the bathroom.
South Park E13The Sketch
The Sea Park announcers use a crude sketch of the boys in hopes of tracking them down.
South Park E14Randy's DUI
While driving the boys home, Randy gets pulled over. He fails a sobriety test, let's his pants fall down and gets arrested.
South Park E8Battle Won
Randy gives Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths just in time for him to slay the mysterious World of Warcraft killer.
South Park E9Dookie in the Urinal
Mr. Mackey storms into the classroom yelling at the boys for somebody taking a dump in the urinal. Like 9/11, Cartman thinks it's a conspiracy.
South Park E9Raging Clues
Mr. Mackey has the police investigate the bathroom but they don't get very far. They enlist the Hardly Boys, two young men who solve crimes and give each other clues.
South Park E9Mr. Venezuela
Mr. Mackey uses the school's janitor, Mr. Venezuela, to guilt the kids into saying who duked in the urinal. Then, Mrs. Garrison announces that the culprit has been caught.
South Park E9Clyde Did It
Clyde laughs as he gets in trouble for dumping in the urinal. His parents have some new information that could shed light on the case.
South Park E9Chocolate Hot Dog
Clyde is innocent due to a colostomy when he was five. Mr. Mackey wants the real culprit.
South Park E10No Hall Pass
Cartman catches Butters in the act of urinating without a hall pass, and drags him to the principal.
South Park E11Biggie Smalls
The boys say Biggie Smalls three times in the mirror to summon his spirit, but they chicken out. Cartman craps his pants.
South Park E11The Ghost of Biggie
Butters summons Biggie Smalls who starts shooting at him. His parents get home and threaten to ground him.
South Park E11Randy Summons Biggie
The boys are about to get Biggie on a plane to L.A. so he can make the party. Biggie is summoned again and ends up in the bathroom with Randy Marsh.
South Park E8Tourette's Children
Mr. Donaldson comes to school to promote Tourette's understanding. Kyle has to meet some children with Tourette's, where he learns how sad it really is.
South Park E8Forced Apology
After the Tourette's group therapy session, Kyle's parents make him apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.
South Park E8The Game is On
After Kyle vows not to let him go on live television, Cartman inexplicably tells him that he wet his bed last night.
South Park E9Bono's Sore Spot
Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
South Park E9Bono Is Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
South Park E14Girls Don't Have Balls
After a failed attempt, and a valuable lesson, the boys manage to steal the girls' list. Kyle doesn't see what the big deal is until he finds out he was voted ugliest boy.
South Park E2Britney Watch!
Britney Spears camping trip becomes breaking news when she is secretly photographed.
South Park E2Britney's Camping Trip
Britney Spears camping trip becomes big headlines after she is photographed in a compromising position.
South Park E9Don't Want To Hurt My Bro's Bitch
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.
South Park E11I'll Just Walk Away
The Director of Homeland Security faces off with the Guinea kind's mortal foe...Craig.
South ParkS13 E5And He's Not Fat At All
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.