South Park E17What A Shithole
Jesus and the boys locate Santa's signal in Iraq. They bring the sleigh down on the rooftop of the building where he's being held.
South Park E2Lock-In Standoff
Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Crips and Bloods in the rec center hoping they'll resolve their differences, and eat pizza.
South Park E3Death by Wiffle Bat
Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
South Park E5J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
South Park E8Joining Forces
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
South Park E1County Fair
The boys convince a knife salesman at the Park County Fair to sell them martial arts weapons by crying about their dead parents.
South Park E1Ninja Alter Egos
The boys use their new ninja weapons to transform into their new anime warrior alter egos.
South Park E1Show-Offs
The boys show off their ninja weapons to Craig and the other boys.
South Park E1Butters Can't Play
The boys encounter Butters and tell him that he can't play with them because he'd make a bad ninja.
South Park E1Chef's Warning
While looking for Butters, the boys run into Anime Chef who warns them to be careful with their weapons.
South Park E9Agent of Wall Mart
The Wall Mart tells Cartman to follow Kenny, Kyle and Stan to Bentonville, Arkansas and foil their plan to destroy Wall-Mart.
South Park E9Cartman's Betrayal
Although Kyle predicted Cartman's plan from the beginning, Cartman still recounts his deceptive actions to keep the boys from destroying the Wall Mart.
South Park E10Nipples on Cartman's Ass
The boys try to use Cartman's ass to fake Stan's Mom's breasts.
South ParkS10 E8The Sword of a Thousand Truths
Seeing the boys' slim chance of victory, the Blizzard board members find them sword that may increase their chances to win the battle, and save the World... Of Warcraft.
South ParkS13 E1Nobody Is Ruining This Event
The Jonas Brothers 3D Concert spectacular doesn't go as Mr. Mouse planned.
South ParkS13 E7Perfect Pirate Club
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.
South ParkS13 E7Now THAT'S A Pirate Ship
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.
South ParkS13 E11Are We BAD ASSES?!
The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.
South ParkS13 E7Le Light Saber Terrible!
The World Leaders discuss the escalating pirate situation, and Cartman's pirates get a new hostage.
CorporateS3 Soul-Crushing Moments
From PowerPoint presentations that violate the Geneva Conventions to Orwellian bathroom tracking, Hampton DeVille is the industry leader in employee demoralization.