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Butters Can't Play
South Park
Season 8 E 1 • 03/17/2004
The boys encounter Butters and tell him that he can't play with them because he'd make a bad ninja.
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03:43
Feds Almost Used a Heat Ray on Protesters
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
S25 E156
Barbados officially drops Queen Elizabeth II as its head of state, and federal police reportedly wanted to use a painful "heat ray" against peaceful protesters in front of the White House.
09/17/2020
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15:53
Soul-Crushing Moments
Corporate
S3
From PowerPoint presentations that violate the Geneva Conventions to Orwellian bathroom tracking, Hampton DeVille is the industry leader in employee demoralization.
07/10/2020
01:44
Are We BAD ASSES?!
South Park
S13 E11
The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.
10/28/2009
01:15
Le Light Saber Terrible!
South Park
S13 E7
The World Leaders discuss the escalating pirate situation, and Cartman's pirates get a new hostage.
04/22/2009
02:03
Now THAT'S A Pirate Ship
South Park
S13 E7
Cartman's pirate club shows the Somali's how to plunder.
04/22/2009
01:22
Perfect Pirate Club
South Park
S13 E7
Captain Cartman assembles his crew, and lays out their plans for raping and plundering.
04/22/2009
03:49
Nobody Is Ruining This Event
South Park
S13 E1
The Jonas Brothers 3D Concert spectacular doesn't go as Mr. Mouse planned.
03/11/2009
01:36
The Sword of a Thousand Truths
South Park
S10 E8
Seeing the boys' slim chance of victory, the Blizzard board members find them sword that may increase their chances to win the battle, and save the World... Of Warcraft.
10/04/2006
01:20
Nipples on Cartman's Ass
South Park
S8 E10
The boys try to use Cartman's ass to fake Stan's Mom's breasts.
11/10/2004
01:07
Cartman's Betrayal
South Park
S8 E9
Although Kyle predicted Cartman's plan from the beginning, Cartman still recounts his deceptive actions to keep the boys from destroying the Wall Mart.
11/03/2004
01:15
Agent of Wall Mart
South Park
S8 E9
The Wall Mart tells Cartman to follow Kenny, Kyle and Stan to Bentonville, Arkansas and foil their plan to destroy Wall-Mart.
11/03/2004
00:57
Chef's Warning
South Park
S8 E1
While looking for Butters, the boys run into Anime Chef who warns them to be careful with their weapons.
03/17/2004
00:30
Butters Can't Play
South Park
S8 E1
The boys encounter Butters and tell him that he can't play with them because he'd make a bad ninja.
03/17/2004
01:22
Show-Offs
South Park
S8 E1
The boys show off their ninja weapons to Craig and the other boys.
03/17/2004
00:40
Ninja Alter Egos
South Park
S8 E1
The boys use their new ninja weapons to transform into their new anime warrior alter egos.
03/17/2004
01:36
County Fair
South Park
S8 E1
The boys convince a knife salesman at the Park County Fair to sell them martial arts weapons by crying about their dead parents.
03/17/2004
00:54
Joining Forces
South Park
S7 E8
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
10/22/2003
01:43
J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
South Park
S7 E5
Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
04/16/2003
01:27
Death by Wiffle Bat
South Park
S7 E3
Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
04/02/2003
01:01
Lock-In Standoff
South Park
S7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Crips and Bloods in the rec center hoping they'll resolve their differences, and eat pizza.
03/26/2003
00:51
What A Shithole
South Park
S6 E17
Jesus and the boys locate Santa's signal in Iraq. They bring the sleigh down on the rooftop of the building where he's being held.
12/11/2002
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