Official Messenger Boy
South Park
Season 7 E 4 • 04/09/2003

In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.

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Official Messenger Boy
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In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
04/09/2003
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Mixing of Truth and Fiction
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What's a Jim Bob!?
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Eric comes home from school to find Alexa has been replaced.
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I Can Be Forgiven?
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Cartman is upset about his failed NSA infiltration but finds comfort in Butters' message.
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Not Even One Scooby Clue!
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The boys search Cartman's house for the ballots, and are paid an unexpected visit by Mr. Mouse.
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There's Dangerous People Out There
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Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.
10/10/2012
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I SAW THEM!!
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Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.
10/10/2012
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Happy Birthday, Stan!
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Stan celebrates his 10th birthday with all the boys.
06/08/2011
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You're a Fat Little Boy
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Cartman sits down with a Therapist to discuss his anger issues.
05/18/2011
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We Can't Afford That One
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Cartman's attempts to convince his mom to buy him an iPad takes a turn for the worst.
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Courtesy Lick
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Apple decides to recall the HumancentiPad.
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You Won't Even Give Him A Kiss?
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Cartman goes on Dr. Phil to discuss his mother's abuse.
04/27/2011
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Just Let Us See It
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The boys question if Cartman really has an iPad.
04/27/2011
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Friends With Enemies
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Cartman gives us the latest installment of "The Coon."
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Kicked Out
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The "Friends" confront the Coon with some serious news.
10/27/2010
02:29

Captain Hindsight!!
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Coon and Friends try to stop the fire, but Captain Hindsight saves the day.
10/27/2010
01:02

DRIVE FASTER!!
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Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.
03/31/2010
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Who Is Mysterion?
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Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.
03/18/2009
01:11

It's All Clammy and Tomato-y
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Butter's sneaks into Cartman's bedroom to feed.
11/19/2008
01:26

He Said Horrible Things
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Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.
10/15/2008
01:22

Olympic Nightmare
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The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
10/08/2008
02:30

Cartman Panics
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After being announced the Tourette's Syndrome spokesman, Cartman realizes he can't help but tell the truth, and his darkest secrets.
10/03/2007
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Cartman's Diagnosis
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Cartman's mom is concerned about her son spouting profanities. She takes Cartman to the Neurology Center where he's diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.
10/03/2007
01:08

The Phone Call
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After his mother fails to get the picture back, Cartman plans to show it to the class first.
03/14/2007
01:44

Cartman Tells Mom
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Cartman tells his mom about the picture in hopes she can help him get it back.
03/14/2007
01:01

Two More Months
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Cartman's past and future selves are merged before he freezes himself, but he can't wait another two months for a Wii.
11/08/2006
03:26

Battle Won
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Randy gives Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths just in time for him to slay the mysterious World of Warcraft killer.
10/04/2006
01:24

Paper Towels and a Knife
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Cartman is inches from killing his mother, but he just can't. He has a psychotic episode that makes him a good boy.
05/03/2006
02:00

Plan to Kill Mom
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Fed up with his mom's new rules, Cartman decides to kill her with help from the boys.
05/03/2006
01:13

Leader of the Pack
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Cartman's spirit is broken and finally he starts to behave. He can't believe he's brushing his teeth.
05/03/2006
01:36

Skinless Chicken
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When Cartman returns from the streets, Cartman's Mom quickly establishes her dominance.
05/03/2006
01:57

Discipline with KFC
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The Dog Whisperer picks up where he left off. He shows Cartman's Mom how to establish dominance.
05/03/2006
00:49

Walking Cartman
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The Dog Whisperer leashes Cartman up and walks him. By the time the walk is over, Cartman's mom has learned to assert herself.
05/03/2006
01:25

Cartman vs. The Dog Whisperer
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The Dog Whisperer treats Cartman like a dog in order to train him. Cartman hates it.
05/03/2006
01:03

Cartman vs. Super Nanny
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Cartman sends Super Nanny off to a mental institution after 3 days of mental torture.
05/03/2006
01:33

Eric is Out of Control
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When Cartman convinces some kid to saw through his own leg at school, his mom is at her wit's end.
05/03/2006
01:52

Best Friend or Son?
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Cartman has changed completely, the perfect son -- he's up early doing homework, chores and eating a healthy breakfast. All is lost when Cartman's mom is lonely and needs a friend.
05/03/2006
04:21

Cartman vs. Nanny 911
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Nanny Stella of the TV show "Nanny 911" comes to impose some discipline on Cartman, but her bag of tricks just isn't big enough.
05/03/2006
02:23

Smug 2006
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South Park begins the rebuilding process after the smug storm passes. Everyone agrees that they can't drive hybrids without being smug about it, so they buy new SUVs
03/29/2006
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Cartman's a Ginger
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Now that Cartman has Gingervitus, the doctor suggests his mother put him down... Or at least keep him out of the sun.
11/09/2005
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Gingerfication
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After Kyle puts his plan into action, Cartman wakes up to red hair and a face full of freckles.
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