Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
South Park
Season 7 E 9 • 10/29/2003

Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."

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01:00

Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
South ParkS7 E9

Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
10/29/2003
Highlight
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00:37

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Cartman Needs a Miracle
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PEEPS!
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02:30

Peter Rabbit
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01:09

Bunny POWs
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01:03

Hare Club for Men
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Randy tells Stan he is part of an ancient secret society of men who follow the way of the rabbit and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny.
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Bunny Chase
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01:24

Mall Bunny Conspiracy
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01:12

Coloring Eggs for Christ
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03:09

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03:01

Rabbit Stew
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The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed after Jesus confirms St. Peter was a rabbit.
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Easter Bunnies vs. Ninjas
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The Hare Club for Men is about to tell Stan the secret of Easter when ninjas attack them.
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01:36

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01:37

Press Conference
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01:09

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01:17

Kyle's Confusion
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04:30

A Crap Cartoon
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02:45

Idea Balls
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02:39

Cartman Arrives
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00:59

Anal Miracle
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Butter Dirty, Line Cutter
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Stan drives his dad to the Virgin Mary statue. Randy immediately tries to skip ahead, insisting that his disease is as serious as cancer.
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01:27

Scam on a Global Scale
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00:55

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00:57

R Kelly
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Thank You For Returning
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00:45

OT 9
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02:11

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