Gary's Family
South Park
Season 7 E 12 • 11/19/2003

Stan joins Gary for the Harrisons' traditional "family home evening," which includes songs about great family life, dramatic readings, juggling and no TV.

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01:11

Gary's Family
South ParkS7 E12

Stan joins Gary for the Harrisons' traditional "family home evening," which includes songs about great family life, dramatic readings, juggling and no TV.
11/19/2003
Highlight
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Cartman Needs a Miracle
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PEEPS!
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Peter Rabbit
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Stan and Kyle seek answers from Professor Teabag, an expert on the history of the church. He tells the boy that St.. Peter was a rabbit who Christ put in charge of his church.
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01:09

Bunny POWs
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Stan seeks refuge at Kyle's house while Randy Marsh wakes up in a dark, mysterious jail cell.
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01:03

Hare Club for Men
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Randy tells Stan he is part of an ancient secret society of men who follow the way of the rabbit and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny.
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Bunny Chase
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Men in Easter bunny costumes chase Stan. Retreating to his home Stan finds his Dad dressed as a bunny too.
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Mall Bunny Conspiracy
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Coloring Eggs for Christ
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Rabbit Stew
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The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed after Jesus confirms St. Peter was a rabbit.
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Easter Bunnies vs. Ninjas
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Press Conference
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Kyle's Confusion
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A Crap Cartoon
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02:45

Idea Balls
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02:39

Cartman Arrives
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00:59

Anal Miracle
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01:16

Butter Dirty, Line Cutter
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Stan drives his dad to the Virgin Mary statue. Randy immediately tries to skip ahead, insisting that his disease is as serious as cancer.
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01:27

Scam on a Global Scale
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00:55

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R Kelly
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01:40

Thank You For Returning
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00:45

OT 9
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00:51

A Bike or Not Being Depressed
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