South Park E1Chaos Theory
The aliens start to demolish Earth. Jeff goes on a stream-of-consciousness rant that leads him to figure out that Earth is being cancelled.
South Park E5Look Retards...
The Army is convinced the movie studio has programmed AWESOM-O to believe he's a real boy. Mr. Scientist is ordered to erase his consciousness.
South Park E5AWESOM-O Farts
Mr. Scientist saves AWESOM-O from being re-programmed and then Cartman gives away his identity by farting.
South Park E6Blanket's Story
Kyle learns that Blanket has no mother and was always neglected. When he tries to tell the other boys, Cartman snaps at the thought of losing Mr. Jefferson.
South Park E8Randy's Theory
As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow, which is today.
South Park E11What Didn't Diddy Do?
Satan plans his party at the W Hotel. Satan wants a Ferrari cake since Diddy didn't do it yet.
South Park E13Crank Prank Time Phone
Stuck in the future with nothing to do but watch TV, Cartman discovers the Crank Prank Time Phone.
South Park E13Cubic Waste Department
Two boys in the future have fun with their Crank Prank Time Phone until Cartman steals it.
South Park E13Kill the Wise One!
With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
South Park E13Atheist War
All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
South Park E9Calling Guinness
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
South Park E9Crap Verification
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
South Park E9Bono's Broken Record
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
South Park E9Upstaged By Bono
At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
South Park E9Bono's Demands
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
South Park E9Randy's Ultrasound
Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
South Park E9It's Just Too Big
Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
South Park E9Bono Is Crap
As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
South Park E10Just Some Kid
When the Pentagon reviews the hostage tape, they do not know where Butters came from.
South ParkS12 E5As Seen on TV
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
South ParkS12 E5My Penis Looks Great
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
South ParkS13 E14Almost All P, No H
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
South ParkS13 E14Almost All Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
South ParkS13 E14Pee Meltdown
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
South ParkS13 E14The Antidote
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
South ParkS14 E1Facing a Major Crisis
The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.
South ParkS14 E1Nice Lady with the Handkerchief Test
The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.
South ParkS14 E1Understanding the Outbreak
The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.
South ParkS14 E1The Only Explanation
The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E124Hillary Clinton - Trump's Disastrous "Showman" Response to COVID-19 & Roger Stone's Prison Commute
Hillary Clinton reacts to President Trump's long-overdue decision to wear a mask, America's coronavirus catastrophe and Trump's commutation of Roger Stone's prison sentence.
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E129Trump Finally Promotes Masks & Trevor Covers the School Reopening Debate
President Trump reverses his anti-mask position, and America's school reopening debate intensifies as studies find that teens spread the coronavirus as easily as adults.
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E129Vaccine Trials Show Early Progress, America's Coin Shortage & Layoffs for London's Beefeaters
Several vaccine trials produce promising results, banks resort to paying people to bring in their loose change, and the Tower of London's iconic guards are facing job cuts.
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E130MLB Pipes in Crowd Noise, Disney World Bans Eating While Walking & Ted Yoho "Apologizes" to AOC
Professional baseball returns with the aid of fake crowd noise, Disney World prohibits eating while walking, and Rep. Ted Yoho "apologizes" to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E135Biobot's Poop-Centric COVID-19 Research
Michael Kosta talks to Biobot Analytics co-founder Newsha Ghaeli about her company's national campaign to fight America's coronavirus pandemic by studying samples of human excrement.
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E138Dr. Peter Hotez on the Federal COVID-19 Response and More
Jaboukie Young-White talks to vaccine expert Dr. Peter Hotez about America's federal response to the coronavirus pandemic, vaccine development and whether schools should reopen in the fall.
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E143Genetically Modified Mosquitos & Steve Bannon's Arrest
Scientists are releasing 750 million genetically engineered mosquitos in Florida, Steve Bannon is indicted for a border wall scheme, and Netflix tests a feature aimed at indecisive viewers.
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