As Seen on TV
South Park
Season 12 E 5 • 04/09/2008

Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.

Watching

00:43

Chaos Theory
South ParkS7 E1

The aliens start to demolish Earth. Jeff goes on a stream-of-consciousness rant that leads him to figure out that Earth is being cancelled.
03/19/2003
01:56

Look Retards...
South ParkS8 E5

The Army is convinced the movie studio has programmed AWESOM-O to believe he's a real boy. Mr. Scientist is ordered to erase his consciousness.
04/14/2004
02:09

AWESOM-O Farts
South ParkS8 E5

Mr. Scientist saves AWESOM-O from being re-programmed and then Cartman gives away his identity by farting.
04/14/2004
01:35

Mr. Scientist
South ParkS8 E5

The Pentagon wants to reprogram AWESOM-O into a weapon.
04/14/2004
01:01

Blanket's Story
South ParkS8 E6

Kyle learns that Blanket has no mother and was always neglected. When he tries to tell the other boys, Cartman snaps at the thought of losing Mr. Jefferson.
04/21/2004
01:26

Randy's Theory
South ParkS9 E8

As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow, which is today.
10/19/2005
01:36

What Didn't Diddy Do?
South ParkS10 E11

Satan plans his party at the W Hotel. Satan wants a Ferrari cake since Diddy didn't do it yet.
10/25/2006
01:38

Crank Prank Time Phone
South ParkS10 E13

Stuck in the future with nothing to do but watch TV, Cartman discovers the Crank Prank Time Phone.
11/08/2006
01:06

Cubic Waste Department
South ParkS10 E13

Two boys in the future have fun with their Crank Prank Time Phone until Cartman steals it.
11/08/2006
01:21

Kill the Wise One!
South ParkS10 E13

With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
11/08/2006
01:28

Atheist War
South ParkS10 E13

All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
11/08/2006
00:54

Calling Guinness
South ParkS11 E9

Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
10/10/2007
01:43

Crap Verification
South ParkS11 E9

The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
10/10/2007
00:39

Bono's Broken Record
South ParkS11 E9

While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
10/10/2007
01:55

Upstaged By Bono
South ParkS11 E9

At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
10/10/2007
01:13

Bono's Demands
South ParkS11 E9

The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
10/10/2007
01:02

Randy's Ultrasound
South ParkS11 E9

Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
10/10/2007
01:12

It's Just Too Big
South ParkS11 E9

Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
10/10/2007
02:50

Bono Is Crap
South ParkS11 E9

As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
10/10/2007
00:33

Just Some Kid
South ParkS11 E10

When the Pentagon reviews the hostage tape, they do not know where Butters came from.
10/17/2007
01:20

As Seen on TV
South ParkS12 E5

Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
04/09/2008
00:50

My Penis Looks Great
South ParkS12 E5

Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
04/09/2008
01:21

Almost All P, No H
South ParkS13 E14

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
11/18/2009
01:28

Almost All Pee
South ParkS13 E14

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
11/18/2009
01:27

Pee Meltdown
South ParkS13 E14

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
11/18/2009
01:48

The Antidote
South ParkS13 E14

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
11/18/2009
01:50

Facing a Major Crisis
South ParkS14 E1

The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.
03/17/2010
02:39

Nice Lady with the Handkerchief Test
South ParkS14 E1

The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.
03/17/2010
01:14

Understanding the Outbreak
South ParkS14 E1

The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.
03/17/2010
01:38

The Only Explanation
South ParkS14 E1

The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.
03/17/2010
Interview
06:56

Hillary Clinton - Trump's Disastrous "Showman" Response to COVID-19 & Roger Stone's Prison Commute
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E124

Hillary Clinton reacts to President Trump's long-overdue decision to wear a mask, America's coronavirus catastrophe and Trump's commutation of Roger Stone's prison sentence.
07/13/2020
Highlight
07:07

Trump Finally Promotes Masks & Trevor Covers the School Reopening Debate
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E129

President Trump reverses his anti-mask position, and America's school reopening debate intensifies as studies find that teens spread the coronavirus as easily as adults.
07/21/2020
Highlight
05:41

Vaccine Trials Show Early Progress, America's Coin Shortage & Layoffs for London's Beefeaters
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E129

Several vaccine trials produce promising results, banks resort to paying people to bring in their loose change, and the Tower of London's iconic guards are facing job cuts.
07/21/2020
Highlight
07:10

MLB Pipes in Crowd Noise, Disney World Bans Eating While Walking & Ted Yoho "Apologizes" to AOC
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E130

Professional baseball returns with the aid of fake crowd noise, Disney World prohibits eating while walking, and Rep. Ted Yoho "apologizes" to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
07/22/2020
Interview
04:53

Biobot's Poop-Centric COVID-19 Research
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E135

Michael Kosta talks to Biobot Analytics co-founder Newsha Ghaeli about her company's national campaign to fight America's coronavirus pandemic by studying samples of human excrement.
07/30/2020
Highlight
05:51

Dr. Peter Hotez on the Federal COVID-19 Response and More
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E138

Jaboukie Young-White talks to vaccine expert Dr. Peter Hotez about America's federal response to the coronavirus pandemic, vaccine development and whether schools should reopen in the fall.
08/12/2020
Highlight
08:02

Genetically Modified Mosquitos & Steve Bannon's Arrest
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E143

Scientists are releasing 750 million genetically engineered mosquitos in Florida, Steve Bannon is indicted for a border wall scheme, and Netflix tests a feature aimed at indecisive viewers.
08/20/2020
Highlight
05:21

A Ray of Sunshine - Animal Edition
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS26 E15

A puppy is born with green fur in Italy, a 2,000-year-old carving of a cat is discovered in Peru, and scientists study a beetle equipped with a practically uncrushable shell.
10/23/2020
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