Jews Can't Play Basketball
South Park
Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005

Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.

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Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.
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Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
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