South Park E3The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
South Park E3Cartman's Conscience
Cartman confesses first in order to get less detention time. Kyle, Stan and Kenny get more detention.
South Park E4Protestors Hug
Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
South Park E4Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song
The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
South Park E4Walkout Against The War
A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
South Park E4Only 2 Left in The Study Group
The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
South Park E4SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
South Park E5Suck My Culo, Chica
J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
South Park E5I Eat Tacos & Burritos
The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
South Park E7Officially Homeless
While the citizens of South Park collect their checks from the Native Americans, the boys want to fight back.
South Park E7Love Is A Battle Field
With enough people working together, an a cappella version of "Love is A Battlefield" can be totally inspiring.
South Park E13Blowing Smoke
Butt Out, a motivational group, visits school with a musical presentation about smoking.
South Park E13Cancer's Bad
The boys try smoking but get caught by Mr. Mackey and burn down the school. Their parents blame the tobacco companies.
South Park E13Precious Goo
The townspeople go to Big Tobacco Co. with torches and demand that they hand over Eric. Just as Kyle predicted, he has to give a speech about personal responsibility.
South ParkS8 E2Timmy Goes to Mackey
Timmy tries to voice his concerns about Jimmy's steroid use to the counselor, but Mr. Mackey is having a difficult time understanding.
South ParkS8 E8Banishment
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
South ParkS8 E8Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
South Park E2Hippie Digger Stalls
The Hippie Digger overheats in the middle of the crowd, just as Stan rushes the stage.
South Park E2Cartman's Plea
Cartman crashes the City Council meeting, warning them that the hippies are converging on South Park at an alarming rate.
South Park E2Freeing Cartman
The adults ask Cartman for help in eradicating South Park of hippies -- but Cartman has demands.
South Park E7Anonymous Question Box
The kids aren't taking Mr. Mackey's anonymous question box very seriously, and he is gay.
South Park E7Doctor Pal
Jimmy's parents find out about his "hard" times at school, and call in Dr. Pal to discuss erections.
South Park E7A Hard Routine
Jimmy shows up just in time to perform his comedy at the talent show, unfortunately his problem hasn't gone away.
South Park E8The Cause
Cartman warns Stan not to tell Kyle what happened, while the news reports that the flooding in Beaverton was caused by global warming.
South Park E8You'll Freeze To Death
Stan calls his dad at the shelter and tells him he's trapped in Beaverton; Stephen and Gerald decide to go with Randy to rescue the boys.
South Park E12Fax These Results to Los Angeles
Stan uses his bike money to get audited by the Scientologists. His E-Meter scores are higher than any the Scientologists have ever seen.
South Park E2Come on, People Now
Stan writes a hit song and gets all of the citizens of South Park to drive hybrid cars.
South Park E2Smug 2006
South Park begins the rebuilding process after the smug storm passes. Everyone agrees that they can't drive hybrids without being smug about it, so they buy new SUVs
South Park E2In the Thick of It
While South Park races to reduce its levels of smug by destroying Hybrids, Cartman finds that San Francisco is in no hurry.
South Park E2Tripping Balls
Cartman tries to save Kyle and his family before the smug storm hits San Francisco. Kyle and Ike are tripping balls.
South ParkCartoon Jihad
The town panics when it learns that "Family Guy" is going to use the religous symbol as a character.
South ParkMuslim Sensitivity Training
In Muslim Sensitivity Training, Garrison tells the class that no sex, no jacking off, and sand are the three reasons Muslims are angry.
South ParkSand Idea
The Mayor brings Professor Thomas to a town meeting where he proposes they all bury their hands in sand.
South Park E6Al Gore is Super Awesome
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
South Park E7Eric is Out of Control
When Cartman convinces some kid to saw through his own leg at school, his mom is at her wit's end.
South Park E9Not the Goddamn
After Kyle tells his mom that the other kids blame him for 9/11, a town meeting is held. It is agreed to further investigate 9/11 with The Hardly Boys.
South Park E9Stan's Double Cross
Detective Hardly tells Stan and Kyle that the 9/11 conspiracy is a government conspiracy. Stan admits to the urinal deuce.
South Park E9Dookie in the Urinal
Mr. Mackey storms into the classroom yelling at the boys for somebody taking a dump in the urinal. Like 9/11, Cartman thinks it's a conspiracy.
South Park E9Raging Clues
Mr. Mackey has the police investigate the bathroom but they don't get very far. They enlist the Hardly Boys, two young men who solve crimes and give each other clues.