Don't Commend Me!
South Park
Season 12 E 5 • 04/09/2008

Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.

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Interview
07:02

Ruby Bridges - "This Is Your Time" and Integration's Legacy
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS26 E24

Activist Ruby Bridges discusses her childhood experience as the first Black student to integrate into U.S. schools, her continued fight for racial justice and her book "This Is Your Time."
11/09/2020
Highlight
05:36

The Pandumbic - Anti-Mask Hysteria in Utah & Trump in Nevada
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E153

Utah residents protest school mask mandates, a coronavirus-positive college student throws a party in Ohio, and President Trump flouts local laws to host a massive indoor rally in Nevada.
09/14/2020
Highlight
03:17

Tom Cotton Calls Slavery a "Necessary Evil”
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E132

Arkansas Republican senator Tom Cotton draws intense criticism for referring to America's enslavement of Black people as a "necessary evil."
07/27/2020
Highlight
07:07

Trump Finally Promotes Masks & Trevor Covers the School Reopening Debate
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E129

President Trump reverses his anti-mask position, and America's school reopening debate intensifies as studies find that teens spread the coronavirus as easily as adults.
07/21/2020
Interview
06:12

Patton Oswalt - "I'll Be Gone in the Dark" and Michelle McNamara's Powerful Legacy
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E127

Patton Oswalt discusses the HBO docuseries "I'll Be Gone in the Dark," based on his late wife Michelle McNamara's book about Golden State Killer Joseph James DeAngelo.
07/16/2020
Highlight
05:10

LAPD Cops Faked Gang Members, Teen Incarcerated for Not Doing Homework & Trump on Police Brutality
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E126

LAPD officers add innocent people to a gang database, a teen goes to juvenile detention for not finishing her homework, and President Trump downplays racist police violence.
07/15/2020
Interview
06:59

Katie Porter - Safely Reopening Schools and PPP Stimulus Challenges
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E126

Democratic California Rep. Katie Porter reacts to President Trump's aggressive push for reopening schools and discusses the problematic ways banks handled the PPP program.
07/15/2020
Highlight
06:15

The School Reopening Debate
The Daily Show with Trevor NoahS25 E124

Despite the pandemic, President Trump and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos threaten to defund schools that don't reopen in the fall, and Michael Kosta offers a novel solution.
07/13/2020
01:40

My Name is Dr. Marsh
South ParkS15 E4

The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.
05/18/2011
01:21

I Can't Do Anything
South ParkS13 E13

Cartman takes over as school president, and is not too happy with the results.
11/11/2009
02:47

Going Rogue on the Smurfs
South ParkS13 E13

The truth comes out about Wendy, the smurfs, and the state of the school.
11/11/2009
00:25

That Does It!
South ParkS13 E13

Butters rallies a charge against Wendy.
11/11/2009
01:43

Lackey Mackey
South ParkS13 E13

Eric's book gains popularity, but the administration tries to shut him down.
11/11/2009
01:09

Book Signing
South ParkS13 E13

Cartman holds a signing for his new book "What Happened to My School?".
11/11/2009
01:58

Ask Y?
South ParkS13 E13

Using his new video system, Cartman spells out the true nature of Wendy's intentions.
11/11/2009
01:43

What Has Happened to My School?
South ParkS13 E13

Cartman continues to probe for answers about South Park Elementary.
11/11/2009
00:50

Don't Commend Me!
South ParkS12 E5

Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
04/09/2008
01:10

Who's Teacher Now!
South ParkS12 E5

Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
04/09/2008
00:39

Ever since that First Time
South ParkS12 E3

The boys worry that Kenny has become a cheese addict.
03/26/2008
02:15

Les Bos is Saved
South ParkS11 E6

Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is saved.
04/11/2007
02:31

Muslim Sensitivity Training
South ParkS10

In Muslim Sensitivity Training, Garrison tells the class that no sex, no jacking off, and sand are the three reasons Muslims are angry.
04/05/2006
01:37

Doctor Pal
South ParkS9 E7

Jimmy's parents find out about his "hard" times at school, and call in Dr. Pal to discuss erections.
04/20/2005
01:32

4 Rating
South ParkS8 E11

Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
11/17/2004
01:04

The New Kid
South ParkS7 E12

When a new kid shows up in Mr. Garrison's class with an impressive list of academic accomplishments, the boys take an immediate dislike to him.
11/19/2003
01:25

Mr. Dog
South ParkS7 E11

The old refrigerator with Butters in it gets picked up by a dump truck and ends up in a landfill. Butters believes this to be the wake of destruction left by the meteor.
11/12/2003
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