Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls
South Park
Season 10 E 13 • 11/08/2006

In the future, warring factions of atheists commence armed conflict. Meanwhile, Cartman makes an unexpected promise to Kyle.

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01:28

Atheist War
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All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
11/08/2006
01:14

Future Cartman Yells At Butters
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Having failed to reason with himself, Cartman calls Butters to intervene on his behalf. But when Cartman's past self gets on the line, he won't listen.
11/08/2006
01:02

Cartman Calls Himself
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Cartman uses his new Crank Prank Time Phone to call his past self and warn himself about his impatience.
11/08/2006
01:21

Kill the Wise One!
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With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
11/08/2006
01:06

Cubic Waste Department
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Two boys in the future have fun with their Crank Prank Time Phone until Cartman steals it.
11/08/2006
01:44

6000 Credits!
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Cartman goes to the toy store to buy a Crank Prank Time Phone, but it's too expensive. The Otters Trap is working perfectly.
11/08/2006
01:38

Crank Prank Time Phone
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Stuck in the future with nothing to do but watch TV, Cartman discovers the Crank Prank Time Phone.
11/08/2006
01:30

Atheists Plan To Go To War
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Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.
11/08/2006
00:52

Laser 7 Output
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Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.
11/08/2006
01:06

Cartman's Buck Rodgers Intro
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Impatient for the release of the Nintendo Wii, Cartman freezes himself with the help of Butters. When Butters can't find his body, Cartman unfreezes 500 years later.
11/08/2006
02:19

Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls
South ParkS10 E13

In the future, warring factions of atheists commence armed conflict. Meanwhile, Cartman makes an unexpected promise to Kyle.
11/08/2006
02:15

Museum of Technology
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The otters escort Cartman to the old museum of technology so he can finally retrieve the Nintendo Wii he's waited so long to get.
11/08/2006
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