Full Fledge Retard
South Park
Season 7 E 4 • 04/09/2003

In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.

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Full Fledge Retard
South ParkS7 E4

In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
04/09/2003
01:54

A Witch Pursuit Thing
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Randy, Gerald, Stephen and the rest of the dads try to show the town that not all witches are bad. Meanwhile, with all that's going on, Cartman convinces Heidi to go to a costume party.
10/25/2017
00:59

I Like You, Dennis
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After hours at City Wok, Kenny and Mr. Kim have a heart-to-heart.
09/30/2015
01:07

CHANGE YOUR NAME!
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Disgusted by the horrible defeat of the Redskins at the hands of the Cowboys, an angry mob descends upon the boys' company.
09/24/2014
01:25

A Merger?!
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With Kickstarter down, the boys reconcile their differences and decide on a new direction for their company.
09/24/2014
00:51

Somebody Killed Kickstarter!!
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While celebrating Deadline Day, the boys discover Kickstarter is offline.
09/24/2014
01:57

Pissing on Public Opinion
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The boys become divided over the direction of their company.
09/24/2014
02:24

From One Redskin to Another
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Dan Snyder, of the Washington Redskins, visits the boys' corporate headquarters to plead with them to change their name.
09/24/2014
01:32

Washington Redskins?
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Cartman comes up with the greatest company name ever, and the boys begin to set up their corporate headquarters.
09/24/2014
01:26

Dense Boner Forest
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The boys brainstorm names for their new start-up company.
09/24/2014
00:40

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, INC.
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The boys settle on a start-up name, but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
09/24/2014
01:13

Screw Video Games!
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After finally playing the Xbox One, the boys decide to go outside and play instead.
12/04/2013
00:59

Black Friday Is Over
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The boys make their way through the remnants of the Black Friday carnage and claim their prize.
12/04/2013
00:45

Who's Betrayal Is This?!?
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Bill Gates and the President of Sony make a surprise appearance at the Red Robin Wedding.
12/04/2013
01:39

The Red Robin Wedding
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Both factions gather to celebrate the wedding. Meanwhile, George RR Martin shares a few words about his wiener.
12/04/2013
01:54

PRINCESS KENNY ASSISTO!
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Anime Princess Kenny comes to the aide of the Sony Corporation.
12/04/2013
01:23

PRINCESS KENNY, SAYONARA!
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Princess Kenny receives an invitation to the Red Robin Wedding.
12/04/2013
01:16

PRINCESSSUU KENNY!
South ParkS17 E8

The President of Sony presents Kenny with a gift that will make him a real Japanese Princess.
11/20/2013
02:01

An Audience With The Princess
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The Wizard King and his army visit Princess Kenny with one last opportunity to avoid the upcoming war.
11/20/2013
01:20

Attack Their Weak Spot!
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Although inexperienced, Wizard Cartman's army trains for the upcoming war.
11/20/2013
01:18

And I... Am A Princess
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Princess Kenny mulls over the light and dark sides of the upcoming battle.
11/20/2013
00:52

Previously on South Park
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The events of "Black Friday" are recapped with a special Game of Thrones style intro.
11/20/2013
01:56

Battle Lines Are Being Drawn
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Stan tries to recruit the Goth Kids, while Cartman has a serious talk with Lady McCormick.
11/13/2013
01:41

Big Dong And Prosper
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Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.
11/13/2013
01:26

You Sound Like A Dick
South ParkS17 E6

Kyle agrees to go with Cartman to the Middle East. Afterwards, Stan confronts Kyle about his self-righteous attitude.
11/06/2013
01:54

I Was Wrong, Kyle
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Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.
11/06/2013
02:43

Are You Sure, Fart Boy?
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Cartman and Fart Boy are honored in Israel, but Stan intervenes with the truth about the Red Cow.
11/06/2013
00:47

Fist Bump Bro
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Cartman is a little too excited to see Tolkien at school.
10/09/2013
02:11

Bummed Out by the Cable Company
South ParkS17 E2

The boys visit the Cable Company in an attempt to change their cable package.
10/02/2013
01:54

People Copy Everything On Cable
South ParkS17 E2

The boys finally discover the culprit responsible for teaching their parents Minecraft.
10/02/2013
01:40

Parents Like Informative Stuff
South ParkS17 E2

Stan catches his parents watching murder porn. Meanwhile, a real murder takes place in town.
10/02/2013
01:38

You Guys Gonna Update Your Blogs?
South ParkS17 E1

Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.
09/25/2013
01:08

R-R-RED L-L-L-
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With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.
11/07/2012
02:01

Stay Gold
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Randy goes berserk as GangnamStein. And when it's all over, the boys lose Stan...on Facetime.
10/24/2012
01:09

Cancel the Monster Mash?!
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The Avengers reunite and hatch a plan with the police to catch the Redbox Killers.
10/24/2012
00:55

CARTMAN SMASH!!!
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The boys witness a robbery and put their Avengers costumes to the test.
10/24/2012
01:01

The INCREDIBLE...
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The boys go trick-or-treating as The Avengers.
10/24/2012
01:26

A Wereprechaun
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Randy's big Halloween promotion gets in the way of Stan's trick-or-treating plans.
10/24/2012
02:00

Become One With The Natives
South ParkS16 E11

The Coast Guard and the Native Hawaiians reach an agreement, while Butters is finally able to have his Hapa Loa.
10/17/2012
01:02

Surrender?!
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Just when all seems lost, Kenny comes to the rescue.
10/17/2012
00:50

Kenny Meets The King
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At the Coco Palms, Kenny stumbles upon the ghost of Elvis.
10/17/2012
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