The Colbert Report

Jeffrey Sachs

Season 2 • 03/02/2006

Jeffrey Sachs and Stephen discuss how ending poverty would benefit rich people.

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04:48

Tip/Wag - Wheeled Transportation
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Until wheels get their act together, the president should travel by hot air balloon or dirigible.
02/28/2006
00:33

Intro - 3/1/06
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Stephen is going to celebrate Benjamin Franklin's birthday by flying a kite into some power lines.
03/01/2006
02:37

Better Know a District - California's 50th
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Randy "Duke" Cunningham isn't dead to Stephen, California's 50th district is.
03/01/2006
04:54

The Word - Faith
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There will be great temptation for President Bush to admit that he made a mistake, but our commander in chief is strong. He will pass the test.
03/01/2006
05:56

Better Know a Founder - Benjamin Franklin
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Stephen and Ben Franklin talk about their inventions and who died of syphilis.
03/01/2006
06:19

Arianna Huffington
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Stephen wants to know why Arianna Huffington hates black people.
03/01/2006
01:59

Sign Off - End of an Era
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The social outcasts of today's junior high schools are relieved of the agony of human contact.
03/02/2006
00:33

Intro - 3/2/06
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Stephen investigates humans playing God, predicts Oscar winners and interviews economist Jeffrey Sachs.
03/02/2006
02:51

The Word - Homo Sapien Agenda
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The only reason Stephen could imagine being gay is to have all the sex you want without ladies and their emotional outbursts.
03/02/2006
04:13

The DaColbert Code - The Oscars
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Using the DaColbert Code, Stephen discovers who killed John F. Kennedy, who's to blame for the slow response to Hurricane Katrina and who will win this year's Academy Awards.
03/02/2006
07:02

Jeffrey Sachs
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Jeffrey Sachs explains that giving a little aid to impoverished countries is the least that Americans can do.
03/02/2006
05:31

ThreatDown - Non-Blondes
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We need to maintain the purity of the blonde race with a massive selective breeding program.
03/06/2006
01:00

Never Say Die
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A positive story out of Iraq -- if you replace the words "basketball" with "Iraq" and "cheerleader with indomitable spirit" with "President George W. Bush."
03/06/2006
05:53

Bob Schieffer
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Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.
03/06/2006
01:00

Hollywood Decontamination
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Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed."
03/06/2006
00:11

Sign Off - Narnia
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Stephen Colbert hears that Narnia is very popular with children.
03/06/2006
02:59

The Word - Spoiler Alert!
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Consumer Reports is committing the treason of telling everyone that Japanese cars test better than American cars.
03/06/2006
00:40

Intro - 3/6/06
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Stephen reports on consumer reports, interviews CBS anchor Bob Schieffer and briefly focuses on international news.
03/06/2006
04:24

The Word - The Long War
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Stephen Colbert explains why the "war on terror" has been renamed "the long war."
03/07/2006
04:20

All You Need to Know - Video Games
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From Supreme Court rulings and international news to a new video game, here's All You Need To Know.
03/07/2006
00:36

Intro - 3/7/06
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Stephen will look at our progress in the war on terror and speak with congressional scholar, Norman Ornstein.
03/07/2006
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