The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Long Island Wants to Secede

Season 14 • 06/15/2009

Samantha Bee asks the intelligent people of Long Island why they want to secede.

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F#@ked or Fixed - Economic Crisis
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AIG makes radical changes, Obama drops a cap on the executive salary cap, and the White House appoints Ken Feinberg as pay czar.
06/11/2009
03:28

Indecision 2009 - Ahmadinejad Rally in Iran
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Jason Jones attends an actual Mahmoud Ahmadinejad rally in Tehran, and one thing is clear: it's Iran's time to dance.
06/11/2009
07:43

Indecision 2009 - Everywhere but Here Edition
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The Obama Effect influences the Lebanese vote, the British National Party picks up their first two seats, and Iran prepares for its election.
06/11/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - Pac-Man Debt Chart
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George Voinovich's Pac-Man eats up the GDP.
06/11/2009
07:01

Katie Couric
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Should Katie Couric offer a free colonoscopy with every three news stories or something bingo-related for her older audience?
06/11/2009
03:58

Irandecision 2009 - Sham, Wow
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Joe Biden had doubts about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's landslide victory, but he's going to withhold comment.
06/15/2009
06:12

Ed Helms
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Ed Helms wanted to look good for Jon, but he accidentally switched jackets with Bradley Cooper at the London premiere of "The Hangover."
06/15/2009
00:56

Daily/Colbert - Welcome Home, Stephen
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Stephen receives a well-earned standing ovation from Jon and adjusts to his uncomfortably comfortable civilian clothes.
06/15/2009
00:19

Moment of Zen - Smoking Lettuce
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Representative Steve Buyer believes smoking lettuce is the same as smoking cigarettes.
06/15/2009
03:35

Irandecision 2009 - Election Results
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Jason Jones reports on the Iranian election while en route to a hookah bar, and John Oliver breaks down the results on his magic screen.
06/15/2009
04:43

Long Island Wants to Secede
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Samantha Bee talks to the intelligent revolutionaries who want to make Long Island the 51st state.
06/15/2009
03:38

Irandecision 2009 - CNN's Unverified Material
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CNN delivers news on a possible Iranian revolution and reconnects with high school friends.
06/16/2009
00:09

Moment of Zen - Marga-Uighur-Ville
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Representative Steve King comments on the Uighurs wasting away in Marga-Uighur-ville.
06/16/2009
05:58

Tom Folsom
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Tom Folsom relays the history of Joe Gallo, a mobster who got caught up in the revolutionary spirit of the 1960s.
06/16/2009
03:42

Guantanamo Baywatch - Uighur, Please
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Gitmo and four Uighurs are released from Guantanamo and sent to live in a house in Bermuda.
06/16/2009
06:00

Blame
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The media's arguments over who is to blame for James von Brunn's hate crime devolve into their lowest form.
06/16/2009
04:34

Heal or No Heal
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Barack Obama warns that if the American government doesn't fix its health care system, Americans could face a multi-million dollar bailout.
06/17/2009
06:06

Jason Jones: Behind the Veil - Minarets of Menace
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Jason Jones meets a journalist, interviews people on the street, and visits an Iranian family to find out why Iran is so evil.
06/17/2009
00:17

Moment of Zen - Dan Rather Extinguishes Jon
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Jon orders Dan Rather to shoot him with a fire extinguisher, then runs off screaming.
06/17/2009
01:40

Irandecision 2009 - Iranian Soccer Solidarity
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Iran's soccer team wears green wristbands in solidarity with Iranian protestors during a World Cup qualifying match against South Korea.
06/17/2009
02:34

Obama Kills a Fly
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Barack Obama effortlessly kills a fly during a CNBC interview, exuding much more calm than Jon did in his embarrassing "60 Minutes" piece.
06/17/2009
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