The Colbert Report

Simone Campbell

Season 9 • 12/13/2012

The Executive Director of NETWORK talks about Christmas, pluralism, poverty and Paul Ryan.

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04:45

ThreatDown - Commie Unicorns & Foreman Barbie
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North Korean unicorns attract impressionable American girls to communism while Barbie spearheads the mancession.
12/11/2012
03:25

Ex-Gay Therapy Debate
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Therapy aimed at turning gay kids straight can cause depression and suicide, but outlawing it would require America to sit back and let people be gay.
12/11/2012
04:08

Fiscal Cliff Negotiations
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The Fiscal Cliff is coming to town, so all pundits are contractually obligated to talk about exciting budgetary policy for the next 20 days.
12/11/2012
03:21

Ground Zero Mosque-erade
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With no juicy stories to get angry about, Fox News pulls out the emergency Muslims and criticizes their lack of community programming.
12/12/2012
02:46

Success for Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
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Stephen's book and nativity scene accessory, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't," tops Bill O'Reilly's book on Amazon.
12/12/2012
05:43

Stephen's Appointment with Destiny - Jeff Bingaman
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Stephen starts to rake in endorsements for Jim DeMint's Senate seat, so Stephen's future-former colleague from New Mexico helps him prep for the job.
12/12/2012
06:34

Mandy Patinkin
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Emmy winner Mandy Patinkin describes his character on "Homeland" and shares a comprehensive perspective on terrorism.
12/12/2012
05:56

Uncensored - "Breaking Abbey"
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First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of "Downton Abbey" while the world's commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats.
12/13/2012
03:41

Colbert Super PAC - The Ham Rove Memorial Fund
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Stephen prays that Colbert Super PAC money is in a better place, and Ham's charitable fund scores a hefty donation from PO Box "Bite Me."
12/13/2012
02:29

Hurricane Sandy Mega Concert
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Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and Eric Clapton were all just opening acts for rock legend Stephen Colbert at the 12/12/12 Hurricane Sandy benefit.
12/13/2012
04:38

Simone Campbell
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Sister Simone Campbell discusses her "Nuns on the Bus" tour and explains how Paul Ryan's budget battle fails Jesus and the Constitution.
12/13/2012
03:33

The Platinum Debt Ceiling Solution
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Minting trillion dollar platinum coins to pay off America's debt is legal in that it is not technically illegal.
01/07/2013
00:33

Intro - 1/7/13
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America dodges a financial crisis, the PC police attack Bill O'Reilly, and Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales chats about his free encyclopedia.
01/07/2013
05:30

Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's Racial Insensitivity
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Wikipedia's elephants page has more protection than elephants, and the liberal media twists Bill O'Reilly's compliment about Asians.
01/07/2013
04:59

Jimmy Wales
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Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales explains operating costs, censorship in China and the budding Wikivoyager.
01/07/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
01/07/2013
02:44

Fiscal Cliff Deal & Disincentives
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Republicans accept President Obama's tax hikes on the wealthy, but luckily this horrible deal contains a few loopholes.
01/07/2013
02:53

Stephen's Holiday Break
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Stephen spends the first six days of vacation just going to the bathroom.
01/07/2013
07:05

Cheating Death - Rage & Blood Transfusions
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People naturally blessed with soul-choking bitterness live longer than the terminally calm, and drinking young blood is a great alternative to exercising.
01/08/2013
04:08

Bin Laden Film Controversy
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Since America is long overdue for a thorough investigation into its use of torture in movies, the Senate Intelligence Committee goes after "Zero Dark Thirty."
01/08/2013
05:58

Chris Kluwe
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Chris Kluwe explains the punter's role and reiterates his support for pro-gay Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo.
01/08/2013
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