Upright Citizens Brigade

Ass Pennies

Season 1 • 09/02/1998

A man gives his brother some unique advice on getting ahead.

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02:08

Hot Chicks Room
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The Hot Chicks Room houses assorted hot chicks who party 24 hours a day.
08/19/1998
03:35

Unabomber
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While selling cookies door-to-door, Cassie meets and immediately befriends the Unabomber.
08/19/1998
02:26

Bucket of Truth
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Captain Lunatic learns that drugs are OK after all.
08/19/1998
02:52

The Flower Girl
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During a wedding rehearsal, the groom quickly loses his patience with the inept flower girl.
08/26/1998
02:02

Hansel and Gretel
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The animals of the forest help Hansel and Gretel dispose of a body.
08/26/1998
03:27

Ugly Club's New Member
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The members of the Ugly Club wonder if Trisha is just a good-looking ape with exceptional verbal skills.
08/26/1998
02:29

Power Marketing
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A marketer suggests that people invest in new brains to turn their lives around.
09/02/1998
03:52

Woodsy Office
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An office in the forest embodies the design philosophy of hyper-minimalism.
09/02/1998
04:03

Ass Pennies
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If you get enough of your ass pennies into circulation, you'll have an advantage over everyone else.
09/02/1998
03:28

Shut Up!
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Two parents reveal their son's unique problem to a family friend.
09/23/1998
03:42

Kung-Fu
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Steve Youngblood describes his unorthodox teaching method and promises to turn his pupils into ass kickers.
09/23/1998
02:47

Teamsters Puppets
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Two Teamsters put on a heartwarming puppet show about one Midwestern family.
09/23/1998
03:14

Board Meeting
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A CEO reveals that someone in his company has been stealing from the reserve fund.
10/21/1998
03:59

Diary
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An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.
10/21/1998
04:12

Bug Juice
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Two camp counselors go to extreme measures to get a bug juice thief to confess.
10/21/1998
01:28

Little Donny's Penis
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With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
11/04/1998
02:56

Little Donny
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Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
11/04/1998
02:09

Tammy
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If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
11/04/1998
01:39

Baby Sparring
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A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
06/14/1999
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