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Catholic Bender
Season 7 • 04/25/2011
Stephen doesn't remember a lot of the weekend after going on a Catholic bender.
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04:51
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter
Jay the Intern's pony is rested, watered and ready to take Stephen's super PAC forms to Washington, D.C.
04/14/2011
00:08
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - iPad
Stephen signs off with his iPad.
04/14/2011
03:22
The Colbert Report
S7
Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC Dream
Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom.
04/14/2011
03:01
The Colbert Report
S7
Easter Under Attack - Egg Edition
A government-sponsored egg hunt in Ohio takes out the word "Easter," and the White House offers environmentally friendly eggs.
04/14/2011
06:47
The Colbert Report
S7
Caroline Kennedy
Caroline Kennedy and Stephen read poetry by W.H. Auden and Edna St. Vincent Millay.
04/14/2011
02:23
The Colbert Report
S7
Obama Needs Charts and Graphs
Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention.
04/14/2011
05:11
The Colbert Report
S7
Obama's Tax Return & Road to the Trump House
President Obama makes his tax return public, and Donald Trump's special relationship with "the blacks" goes back decades.
04/25/2011
05:19
The Colbert Report
S7
Ron Paul
Ron Paul defines liberty, criticizes the Federal Reserve and doesn't believe in the income tax.
04/25/2011
06:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Cheating Death - Vaxa International, Lap-Band Surgery & Restless Leg Syndrome
Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome.
04/25/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Vacsa-Not-Masturbating
Stephen alleviates the symptoms of restless leg syndrome with Vacsa-Not-Masturbating.
04/25/2011
03:11
The Colbert Report
S7
Catholic Bender
Stephen must accept that he is a functional Roman Catholic after his weekend bender.
04/25/2011
03:56
The Colbert Report
S7
Mitt Romney's "Peacetime" Gaffe
Haley Barbour ends his daring presidential campaign, and Mitt Romney nails Obama on a peacetime spending binge.
04/26/2011
03:25
The Colbert Report
S7
Charles Manson Believes in Global Warming
Charles Manson makes the case for climate change, and Harvey Wayne Wilkes supports Obamacare and cannibalism.
04/26/2011
00:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Taser
Stephen says goodnight with his taser.
04/26/2011
05:43
The Colbert Report
S7
A.C. Grayling
A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over.
04/26/2011
00:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 4/26/11
Stephen can't hear the climate change debate over his crackling tire fire, and A.C. Grayling writes a secular Bible.
04/26/2011
03:54
The Colbert Report
S7
Tip/Wag - FAA, Casio Watches & Postal Service
The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty.
04/27/2011
04:14
The Colbert Report
S7
Anderson Cooper Goes on the Absurd-U-Chart
Anderson Cooper and his RidicuList go on the chart reserved for things that Stephen finds offensively absurd.
04/27/2011
05:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Ice-T
Even though Ice-T has never done drugs, Stephen wants to know where to score some pure, uncut street cred.
04/27/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 4/27/11
The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, MSNBC steals CNN's viewer, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.
04/27/2011
05:34
The Colbert Report
S7
America Needs to See Obama's Report Cards
Barack Obama releases his long-form birth certificate, but Donald Trump wants the president's Occidental records.
04/27/2011
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