The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 04/25/2011
Stephen doesn't remember a lot of the weekend after going on a Catholic bender.
Colbert Super PAC - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS7
Jay the Intern's pony is rested, watered and ready to take Stephen's super PAC forms to Washington, D.C.
Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC DreamThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom.
Easter Under Attack - Egg EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
A government-sponsored egg hunt in Ohio takes out the word "Easter," and the White House offers environmentally friendly eggs.
Caroline KennedyThe Colbert ReportS7
Caroline Kennedy and Stephen read poetry by W.H. Auden and Edna St. Vincent Millay.
Obama Needs Charts and GraphsThe Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention.
Obama's Tax Return & Road to the Trump HouseThe Colbert ReportS7
President Obama makes his tax return public, and Donald Trump's special relationship with "the blacks" goes back decades.
Ron PaulThe Colbert ReportS7
Ron Paul defines liberty, criticizes the Federal Reserve and doesn't believe in the income tax.
Cheating Death - Vaxa International, Lap-Band Surgery & Restless Leg SyndromeThe Colbert ReportS7
Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome.
Sign Off - Vacsa-Not-MasturbatingThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen alleviates the symptoms of restless leg syndrome with Vacsa-Not-Masturbating.
Catholic BenderThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen must accept that he is a functional Roman Catholic after his weekend bender.
Mitt Romney's "Peacetime" GaffeThe Colbert ReportS7
Haley Barbour ends his daring presidential campaign, and Mitt Romney nails Obama on a peacetime spending binge.
Charles Manson Believes in Global WarmingThe Colbert ReportS7
Charles Manson makes the case for climate change, and Harvey Wayne Wilkes supports Obamacare and cannibalism.
A.C. GraylingThe Colbert ReportS7
A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over.
Intro - 4/26/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen can't hear the climate change debate over his crackling tire fire, and A.C. Grayling writes a secular Bible.
Tip/Wag - FAA, Casio Watches & Postal ServiceThe Colbert ReportS7
The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty.
Anderson Cooper Goes on the Absurd-U-ChartThe Colbert ReportS7
Anderson Cooper and his RidicuList go on the chart reserved for things that Stephen finds offensively absurd.
Ice-TThe Colbert ReportS7
Even though Ice-T has never done drugs, Stephen wants to know where to score some pure, uncut street cred.
Intro - 4/27/11The Colbert ReportS7
The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, MSNBC steals CNN's viewer, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.
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