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Catholic Bender
Season 7 • 04/25/2011
Stephen doesn't remember a lot of the weekend after going on a Catholic bender.
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04:51
Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter
The Colbert Report
S7
Jay the Intern's pony is rested, watered and ready to take Stephen's super PAC forms to Washington, D.C.
04/14/2011
00:08
Sign Off - iPad
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen signs off with his iPad.
04/14/2011
03:22
Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC Dream
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom.
04/14/2011
03:01
Easter Under Attack - Egg Edition
The Colbert Report
S7
A government-sponsored egg hunt in Ohio takes out the word "Easter," and the White House offers environmentally friendly eggs.
04/14/2011
06:47
Caroline Kennedy
The Colbert Report
S7
Caroline Kennedy and Stephen read poetry by W.H. Auden and Edna St. Vincent Millay.
04/14/2011
02:23
Obama Needs Charts and Graphs
The Colbert Report
S7
Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention.
04/14/2011
05:11
Obama's Tax Return & Road to the Trump House
The Colbert Report
S7
President Obama makes his tax return public, and Donald Trump's special relationship with "the blacks" goes back decades.
04/25/2011
05:19
Ron Paul
The Colbert Report
S7
Ron Paul defines liberty, criticizes the Federal Reserve and doesn't believe in the income tax.
04/25/2011
06:26
Cheating Death - Vaxa International, Lap-Band Surgery & Restless Leg Syndrome
The Colbert Report
S7
Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome.
04/25/2011
00:07
Sign Off - Vacsa-Not-Masturbating
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen alleviates the symptoms of restless leg syndrome with Vacsa-Not-Masturbating.
04/25/2011
03:11
Catholic Bender
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen must accept that he is a functional Roman Catholic after his weekend bender.
04/25/2011
03:56
Mitt Romney's "Peacetime" Gaffe
The Colbert Report
S7
Haley Barbour ends his daring presidential campaign, and Mitt Romney nails Obama on a peacetime spending binge.
04/26/2011
03:25
Charles Manson Believes in Global Warming
The Colbert Report
S7
Charles Manson makes the case for climate change, and Harvey Wayne Wilkes supports Obamacare and cannibalism.
04/26/2011
00:05
Sign Off - Taser
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen says goodnight with his taser.
04/26/2011
05:43
A.C. Grayling
The Colbert Report
S7
A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over.
04/26/2011
00:31
Intro - 4/26/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen can't hear the climate change debate over his crackling tire fire, and A.C. Grayling writes a secular Bible.
04/26/2011
03:54
Tip/Wag - FAA, Casio Watches & Postal Service
The Colbert Report
S7
The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty.
04/27/2011
04:14
Anderson Cooper Goes on the Absurd-U-Chart
The Colbert Report
S7
Anderson Cooper and his RidicuList go on the chart reserved for things that Stephen finds offensively absurd.
04/27/2011
05:34
Ice-T
The Colbert Report
S7
Even though Ice-T has never done drugs, Stephen wants to know where to score some pure, uncut street cred.
04/27/2011
00:34
Intro - 4/27/11
The Colbert Report
S7
The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, MSNBC steals CNN's viewer, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.
04/27/2011
05:34
America Needs to See Obama's Report Cards
The Colbert Report
S7
Barack Obama releases his long-form birth certificate, but Donald Trump wants the president's Occidental records.
04/27/2011
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