The Colbert Report
Sign Off - You Are Not Alone
Season 6 • 10/06/2010
Get "You Are Not Alone" by Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy, today.
Langur Monkey SecurityThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen announces his langur monkey security plan and asks you to donate to DonorsChoose.org.
American Sexual HabitsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex since he's done it in every way imaginable.
Leon BotsteinThe Colbert ReportS6
Leon Botstein has made it mandatory for college freshmen at Bard to take a three-week intensive on a scientific discipline.
Intro - 10/5/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at the drug war in Mexico, and Leon Botstein wants to eliminate the last two years of high school.
Gang Busters - John BurnettThe Colbert ReportS6
John Burnett says recreational drug users are contributing directly to the mayhem in Mexico.
Rawesome Foods RaidThe Colbert ReportS6
The federal government declares war on raw milk by raiding Rawesome Foods in Venice, CA.
Intro - 10/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
The government tries to take control of America's food, and Mavis Staples and Wilco's Jeff Tweedy perform.
Tiny Triumphs - Environmentalist Ear PollutionThe Colbert ReportS6
Frito-Lay discontinues its biodegradable chip bags, and residents file lawsuits about the noise caused by wind turbines.
Mavis Staples & Jeff TweedyThe Colbert ReportS6
Mavis Staples discusses her arranged marriage with Jeff Tweedy, recalls opening for Martin Luther King Jr. and denies singing the devil's music.
Sign Off - You Are Not AloneThe Colbert ReportS6
Get the album by Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy, "You Are Not Alone," today.
Sign Off - Don't Go to DonorsChoose.comThe Colbert ReportS6
Go to DonorsChoose.org, not the crazy porn site, DonorsChoose.com.
Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - FearStock.comThe Colbert ReportS6
To address the tragic shortage in stock photos of scary minorities, Stephen starts his own fear-based photo licensing service.
DonorsChoose.org Fear DrawingsThe Colbert ReportS6
Kids show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org with scary drawings of a shark, a logrolling bat and Conan O'Brien.
Proposition 19 - Joseph Califano & Gary JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Joseph Califano wants to keep pot out of the hands of kids, while Gary Johnson thinks legalization is the right thing to do.
Davis GuggenheimThe Colbert ReportS6
Davis Guggenheim explains how America's failing public schools affect Stephen's gated neighborhood.
Intro - 10/11/10The Colbert ReportS6
Muslims might take over the food supply, new World War I technology comes to light, and Robert Reich talks about the future of the U.S. economy.
Robert ReichThe Colbert ReportS6
Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
ThreatDown - Muslim EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals.
Formula 4 Your Eyes OnlyThe Colbert ReportS6
Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
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