The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
We Fix Everything
Season 3 • 05/11/1999
Without guns, we would soon fall prey to iron hoofs and oversized floppy ears.
Recap - 5/11/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Stewart recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's show.
This Just In - The Organ TrailThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
In Pennsylvania, you can get yourself one of those fancy funerals for $300; you know, the kind with no flowers or coffin.
A Little Too FriendlyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Tannersville, PA, was always regarded as the friendliest village in the state until "Friendly's" came to town.
Paula CaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Actress Paula Cale wonders why what happened with Monica Lewinsky didn't happen to her when she was a White House intern.
Headlines - Free at LustThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Amy Fisher was paroled from jail yesterday, so ladies with a thick-necked auto-working husband, watch out.
Headlines - Rin Tin TinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Sony announces plans to release a robotic pet dog for those yearning to own a pet who can't express love.
Other News - Dredging the LiverpoolThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The surviving members of The Beatles plan a release of a new song.
Blue Foam BallsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Stewart previews today's show and promises if someone is good, they'll get one of his blue foam balls.
We Fix EverythingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Without guns, we would soon fall prey to the evil machinations of deer and rabbit. They're out there, nibbling ever closer.
Back in Black - Never Be a SaintThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Lewis Black will never be a saint, but at least he's figured out how to get on Saturday Night Live.
This Just In - Copping a FeelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
An illegal strip search of a suspect in a crime results in a federal judge awarding a $5 million settlement to the victim.
Moment of Zen - YeltsinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Boris Yeltsin delivers a presumably drunk speech.
Recap - 5/13/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A recap of today's top stories and a preview of tomorrow's show, including Star Wars coverage.
Public Excess - Killing Us SoftlyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A collection of some of the most horrific performers that public access television has to offer.
LobstermanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A 300 pound spandex-clad wrestler throws his claw into the presidential campaign ring.
Ted DansonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Ted Danson and his wife are highly competitive, which makes meditating together very difficult.
Headlines - Rebel YeltsinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Boris Yeltsin emerges from his vodka fog to fire his prime minister for the fourth time.
Headlines - Death CertificateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The residents of Beverly Hills are forced to wear fur as they are confronted by temperatures as low as 60 degrees.
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