The Colbert Report
Tek Jansen - Hounds of Hell: Ragtime Billy Peaches
Season 3 • 01/10/2007
It's time for Operation: Hounds of Hell: Ragtime Billy Peaches: A Tek Jansen Adventure.
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Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
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The Word - Texas Hold 'EmThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen has advice for the president: send everyone to Iraq. Americans need to sacrifice more.
We the Mediator - Celebrity FeudsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan.
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Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
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Watching President Bush address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud.
The Word - WorryThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wants to delicately remove Missouri and replace it with a stronger heartland: Texas.
Invasion of the Country SnatchersThe Colbert ReportS3
Winning baby contests is what illegal immigrants are leaving their families and risking their lives to come here for.
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The red states may be turning blue, Tek Jansen has a new adventure, and America's taste in food is getting fancier.
Sign Off - Thawing MeatThe Colbert ReportS3
Never thaw meat, poultry and fish products on the counter or in the sink without cold water.
Tek Jansen - Hounds of Hell: Ragtime Billy PeachesThe Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Tek Jansen is mysteriously teleported to the combatosphere orbiting over Asteroid Z.
What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled UpThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
Tip/Wag - Science and TechnologyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
Judy WoodruffThe Colbert ReportS3
Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
Ken RothThe Colbert ReportS3
On the fifth anniversary of Guantanamo Bay, Human Rights Watch executive director Ken Roth joins Stephen.
Intro - 1/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
The Word - Victory!The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.
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Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
Alex KuczynskiThe Colbert ReportS3
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
A Man's TouchThe Colbert ReportS3
It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
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